Experience Tumblr Like Never Before
idc, I headcanon that all the fictional men I simp for have breeding kinks😌
article headlines if i could write whatever insane shit i wanted about old men and force thousands of people to read it like those journalist boomers:
Top 10 Roger Daltrey Lesbian Moments
Bob Dylan Fails Again (a regular column with a different story each week)
What The Heck Is Going On There?: 20 Rockstar Duos Who Seem a Little Fruity
The Babygirlification of [name]: A Historical Analysis (another regular column)
In Appreciation of Peter Tork (another regular column)
Why I Think We Should Publicly Humiliate Eric Clapton, Bill Wyman, and Others
Paul McCartney in Popular Culture: Why You Losers Always Get Him Wrong
Were the Rolling Stones in a Polycule? Signs Point to "Maybe"—Featuring an Exclusive Interview with Shirley Watts
A Tribute to Tom Petty, the First Dylarrison Shipper
Sisterhood of the Travelling Scarf: George Harrison's Om Scarf and Its Journey across the Dylarrison Polycule
Micky Dolenz's Best "Steppin' Stone" Performances, from Least to Most Camp
John Lennon Was Right (it doesn't matter what this one is about because the title alone will infuriate at least a hundred old men on impact)
Robert Plant and Other Beautiful Ladies
John is a Lesbian: A History of The Beatles and Queerness
5 Young Actresses I Would Cast as Bob Dylan Instead of Timothee Chalamet
Why The Monkees' Head (1968) is the Best Film of All Time
What's Granddad Doing?: The Daily Ringo Starr Update (tweets, occasional videos, news, etc.)
32 Pictures of Pete Townshend's Ass That I Think Everyone Needs to See