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My people, I just read “Dipper goes to Taco Bell” on a dare Ummmmmm… -10/10 do NOT recommend as I have been ✨traumatized✨
I am now going to go watch “Falsettos” for the first time cuz’ my friend keeps asking me to watch it lol.
“booktok girlies” are so funny to me.
“here are the top five NASTIEST books i’ve read this month 🌶️🥵”
and it’s like not even smut, its just some basic fast burn cringey “her emerald green orbs”, “men writing women”, “im in love with the enemy” basic shit, with like a sex scene that lasts way too long
like get your ass on Ao3 😭
the shit ive— not even read, just heard about is insane “rape/non-con” WHAT? EXCUSE ME WHY IS THAT A TAG WHO IS READING THAT????
but wattpad’s pretty crazy too, glad I’ve left that phase FAR behind me… eugh *shivers*
but seriously go on fucking Ao3, theres fucking fics with a million words on there
like go fucking read a billford fic and come back to me.
not even bro, just a fic w/ bill innit is enough— A FIC FROM THE GF FANDOM IS ENOUGH
*COUGH, DIPPER GOES TO TACO BELL, COUGH COUGH*
like go read a fandom fic, pick a fandom, any fandom! (please dont ask for suggestions, i’m traumatised)
I got really bored an uh... decided to read the Dipper Goes To Taco Bell fanfic...
I'll be honest, I was expecting worse. This isn't the worse piece of fiction I've read but it is up there... Please don't make my mistake of reading this and continue living your lives in a happy, ignorant bliss on what this book is about...