Dayshift At Freddy's - Blog Posts

Do tax fraud.You need to abduct some kids to do successful tax fraud. I've done it with my restaurant so it can easily work for you.

"Criminal,Criminal,Criminal"

"i mean... yeah! I've committed alot of crimes the only crimes i haven't done and will never do is tax fraud, anything sexual, and murder!"

"i've acutally kidnapped elon musk once! don't ask happened 5 years ago"

This is who I am now. This is my legacy.

I waste spent last 2 days playing DSaF 2. This is truly hilarious and interesting game, so I decided to make a fanart.

I'm looking forward to release DSaF 3 on 30th December :D

(maybe I post other versions of this picture later...)

I think they look great in these suits. Two professional serial killers)

After a few hours of playing I’ve started to read all of Dave's lines with his unique New-York accent

matt can u sign my thigh so every time I get freaky i think of u

" I… sure..? " Matt seemed a little confused, but they went with it nonetheless.

meow

bites matt cutely /affec

Matt meowed back, not too bothered by being bitten.

[ gets down on knees ]

MATT!1!1!1 PLEAsE LEAVE STEVEN!!! IM BETTER!!22!2!1!1! TRUST1!1!11!1!!1 I CAN SUCK AND MAKE OUT BETTER!2!11!!1 THIS VAMPIRES A TALENTED SUCKER!1!1!1!

-Mattlover64

Matt seems a little bit shocked. " I– Uh– "

" I heard that! " Steven shouts from the bedroom.

" Yeah, sorry.. Steven would pop a blood vessel if I left him. And you’re a vampire? "

*uses gay magic to turn matt into a catboy creature thing* enjoy!! :)

" Oh! Matt- you look a lot more- er.. l- like a cat? " Steven seems perplexed by this development, and hurt when Matt just sprints past him. " MATT! GET OFF MY DESK! " Jack is unamused as Matt hops onto his desk.

So yeah. Everyone liked that!

I feel like the fact I even want you as my dad says enough about me to say that I don’t care.

And that wasn’t an answer. Yes or no? (/nf)

" Oh! Well.. You’re right, I did dodge the question.. I guess I have another kid now. "

Jak. Jake. Be my father. Plea (/hj)

" I already have a kid, and I’m probably the worst parent you could ask for.. "

YIPPEE!!!

CHOMP. Teefs are not sharp :3

" Oh- not as bad as I thought. "

Peterrrr

Peterrrr can I bite you…. (Meant affectionately)

" .. Okay, I guess. But if your teeth are sharp, I’ll start crying. "

matthew . i have a gift . for you . [ plushieofsteven.png ] get freaky . or don't . idk .

" Mine. Thank you. "

Steven scoffs. " You have the real thing right here?? "

" Yeah, I’m aware– it’s just a nice gift. Thanks anon! "

matt can u yiff me i promise im a sentient plushie please just the tip please please pleaseplease

(I’M SO SORRY I FUCKING DIIIEEDDDDD 😭😭😭)

" … I don’t know if Steven would like that. Though, he doesn’t know about the whole plushie thing either. " They think about it for a minute. " Alright, fine. I’ll bend you over a crate in the back. Just keep your noises down. "

" I love you too, Owl.. " Roger’s cord tail is wagging wildly.

" Gay gay homosexual gay! " Jake yelled from the doorway, before ducking back into the office.

“Helloooo, Roger.”

| He grins under his mask, his pupils blown out a little just from the SIGHT of his husband, gayass. |

“How’s it goinggg?”

| He leaned close down to Roger’s ‘face’, his head tilted slightly and his tall feathers wagging only a little in held back excitement. |

" Owl! Hello! " Roger perks up visibly upon seeing Owl. " I’ve missed you so much.. " He pauses. " Are you alright? Your pupils look.. " He didn’t want to assume, but he’s seen people that are on drugs. He knows that the pupils will expand when viewing something or someone you like, but…

He shakes his head. " Never mind. I’m overthinking it. "

“Helloooo, Roger.”

| He grins under his mask, his pupils blown out a little just from the SIGHT of his husband, gayass. |

“How’s it goinggg?”

| He leaned close down to Roger’s ‘face’, his head tilted slightly and his tall feathers wagging only a little in held back excitement. |

" Owl! Hello! " Roger perks up visibly upon seeing Owl. " I’ve missed you so much.. " He pauses. " Are you alright? Your pupils look.. " He didn’t want to assume, but he’s seen people that are on drugs. He knows that the pupils will expand when viewing something or someone you like, but…

He shakes his head. " Never mind. I’m overthinking it. "

matt,, matt,, cut or uncut?

" What? " Matt seems confused. " You referring to your hair, or..? "

Matt Matt Matt do you have a cult all about you I can join please p,ease please

" Maybe, but I didn’t start it. " Matt seems amused. " Although, I have no say who joins it. Steven’s the leader in case you couldn’t guess. "

While walking by, Steven says, " Yes I did start it, and yes you can join. We meet on Sunday in the saferoom. "

Matt pauses, staring after their partner. " Well, there’s your answer. "

Dave, what is your opinion about this image?

" Wh.. what the hell?? That ain’t what a baby looks like! "

" William, calm down. That’s a fully grown man dressed up as a baby. "

" Oh. Well, I don' like it. "

Jack can I get some of that jack-ussy 😍

(THIS IS A JOKE! NOT SRS.)

" … count your days. " Dave does not seem amused by that. Jack pauses, glaring at Dave out of the corner of his eye. " They were joking, William. "

My Headcanons!

woof, I forgot to post these-!

also, these are all of the characters that could pop up in my replies. TW for mentioned alcoholism, stalking, child murder, war, PTSD, sex with objects, self-shipping, and headcanons. Lots and lots of ‘em.

DSAF

Jack

Jack is transmasc, gay, and polyamorous. He used he/them/it pronouns.

I interpret and portray Jack as neutral, leaning towards Legacy.

He does not reciprocate Dave’s affections. It’s more like stalking than a healthy, loving relationship.

He is a pussy haver if anyone wanted to know that. (Looking at my friend group-)

Jack is dramatically underweight and very skeletal in appearance. If the orange makeup is washed off, he has rotting green skin underneath.

He’s 5'10.

Dave

Dave identifies as a genderfawn pansexual. He uses he/them pronouns.

Dave is a very silly person most of the time, but he can be cunning and dangerous at times. Really harassing him is the only way to get this sort of behavior out of him. Personality-wise, I would compare him to a mix of canon Dave and book William.

He’s really only on good terms with Jack. The Phone Guys, Matt, Dee, and Henry are all tired of his antics.

Dave is physically a male, not quite a human, but humanoid enough to have sex with Jack.

Like Jack, Dave is underweight. The only reason he isn’t a human is because he’s a cryptid.

He has an unhealthy obsession with harassing the phone guys.

He’s 6'0.

Steven

Steven is a transmasculine gay polyamorous man. He uses the pronouns he/it.

He's going out with Matt.

Steven used to be a war medic, serving in Vietnam for a bit.

Like all the other phone guys, he has a wire tail that can plug into any standard U.S. wall outlet.

He survives after the events of the first DSAF game, now living in Jack’s basement.

Foxy is still his favorite animatronic.

Steven’s about 7 feet tall, the phone adds a foot in height to him.

Peter

Peter is a cisgender bi-curious man. He uses he/him pronouns.

He’s really just a tired older brother dealing with Jack and Dave’s bullshittery.

Peter was the second sibling to die.

He’s aware of Dee being the Puppet, and hates Dave for killing his sister.

He lives with Jack, technically owning the house but not being the one to pay the bills.

Peter owns a shotgun and is a shitty aim with it.

Peter’s also 7 feet tall.

Matt

Matt is an agender gay guy. They use they/he pronouns.

They are a banshee-human hybrid, being a Latino too.

They are physically incapable of not smiling.

Unlike the majority of the Fazbender employees, Matt is actually a living being. Well, half-living.

Matt lives in whatever Fazbender location he’s currently in.

He has had sex with some of the plushies. They bought the plushies afterwards though.

Matt is 5'7.

Dee

Dee is a cisgender aroace girl. She uses she/her pronouns.

Mentally, Dee hasn’t aged all that much, so Jack and Peter still need to parent her.

She’s about as powerful as FNAF’s puppet.

Because the Puppet itself is a male, she gets called a boy way too often. She’s very eager to correct you if you mess that up.

Dee’s box is in the corner of Jack’s bedroom. She can’t sleep without him nearby.

Dee has witnessed Matt yiffing plushies. She locks her music box at night because of it.

Dee is about 8 feet tall, but was 4'11 at death.

Henry

Henry is a cisgender bisexual man. He uses he/void/it pronouns.

Void doesn’t exactly have a soul anymore. If it did, his soul would be a lot like Mr. Shade’s - too impure to redeem.

The void that covers its body is like an infection. It has been sealed away in the Flipside to prevent the infection from spreading.

Void has an impressively large vocabulary, being very annoying about it, too. It’ll correct you on your grammar, suggest different words you could use, etc. Almost like Grammarly as a person.

Henry served in the Second World War, and this desensitized it to death and bloodshed.

Void is morbidly obese.

Henry is 5'9.

Harry

Harry is a cisgender gay man. He uses he/him pronouns.

Harry’s about the same age as Steven.

He has chased people with brooms and will do it again.

He definitely started the group chat between all of the phone guys. He’s the mom friend.

Harry served in Vietnam, so he bonded with Steven over that and being some of the first phones to be made.

He lives with Jake and Walt down the street from Jack and the others.

Harry’s 6'11.

Jake

Jake is a straight demiboy. He uses he/they pronouns.

He’s the butt of every joke about purple guys, without question.

Jake knows how to twerk and will sucker punch you if you call him 'Jack' on purpose.

He’s an alcoholic still, but he’s trying to quit for his son’s sake.

Every April Fools, Jake is the main reason everyone’s on edge. He’s a major prankster.

Jake lives with Harry and Walt down the street from Jack and the others.

Jake is 7 feet tall.

Roger

Roger is a cisgender gay man. He uses he/them/it pronouns.

He’s married to @owlthehybrid and a father.

Roger met Owl when he was crying under a party table.

He’s terrified of Jack, to the point where he’ll completely shut down and obey his boss blindly.

Roger has a generalized anxiety disorder.

He lives with Owl and their daughter Iris.

Roger is 6'8. The shortest of the phones.

Gravity Falls

I have two different AUs. One where Stan didn’t survive Weirdmageddon, falling out of the Fearamid during his argument with Ford, and one that’s more similar to Canon. For this post, I’ll talk about the latter.

Stanford

Ford is an aroace man. He uses he/him pronouns. Also, Bill is the absolute closest he ever got to having a sexual or romantic relationship.

His PhDs are in microbiology, chemistry, astrophysics, physics, and psychology. The others are honorary degrees.

Like Dipper, Ford chews on pens.

He has autism and PTSD, having a hard time with understanding jokes and being sensitive to touch and sound.

He’s legally married to Old Goldie, since Stan married it under his brother’s name.

Ford has both nearsightedness and farsightedness.

He’s about 6'2. Just slightly taller than Stan.

Stanley

Stan is bisexual and panromantic. He uses he/him pronouns.

He’s going out with Fiddleford, who I’ll talk about later. This technically makes him Tate’s stepfather even though they aren’t married. Stan ended up adopting Soos off screen.

He has autism, like his brother. His is a lot more like Mabel’s, where he’s outgoing and loud. He’s not naive because he has experience in life, though.

Stan was an alcoholic. The Pitt cola thing is his replacement for alcohol because the twins came to stay with him.

He has an inferiority complex, seeing himself as less than his brother. Stan has little to no concern for other people’s possessions or emotions, but this is more apathy than spite.

Like Ford, he has nearsightedness and farsightedness. He also has cataracts.

Stan’s 6'1.

Dipper

Dipper is transmasc, asexual, and demiromantic. He uses he/him.

After being possessed by Bill, he gained golden streaks in his hair. His father was, understandably, confused and angry at Stan for allowing his son to dye his hair. He only believed Dipper when he figured out he couldn’t wash the streaks out.

Dipper’s autism presents itself like Ford’s. He takes jokes seriously, and is sensitive to sound. He also struggles with hygiene. He also has PTSD.

He gets braces immediately after coming home from Oregon, to his annoyance.

The reason Stan and Dipper butted heads was because of how loud Stan was and how Dipper reminded Stan of Ford.

He would definitely be obsessed with the Five Nights at Freddy’s series, probably making fangames for it.

He’s going to be about 5’11 when he grows up.

Mabel

Mabel is a pansexual cisgender girl. She uses she/her pronouns.

She has autism. Her autism shows itself in the same way Stan’s does, but she has more support than he did.

Mabel would date Pacifica if she could.

She would definitely be the babysitter of the family.

The reason she and Ford didn’t really interact is because she was intimidated by Ford to a degree and Ford was irritated by her.

Mabel would probably grow up to be a marriage counselor or therapist.

She’s going to be about 5’8 when she grows up.

Fiddleford

Fiddleford is a bisexual cisgender man. He uses he/him pronouns.

He actually stowed away on the Stan’O’War II and came with the Stan twins on their journey to the Antarctic.

Fidds occasionally walks on all-fours out of habit, so the palms of his hands and the bottoms of his feet have thick skin.

Tate didn’t actually abandon him. Fidds actively refused his help, so Tate gave up. You can’t help someone that doesn’t want help. He also may have tried to kill his wife, but he was in a state of insanity at that time.

He’s around the same level of intelligence as Ford, having a PhD in mechanical engineering.

Fidds is about the same age as the Stan twins.

He, standing up straight, would be 6’3.

throws Repulsive, The Caretaker, Nero’s Day At Disneyland, Avicii and Streetlight Manifesto at you and runs

@owlthehybrid @madmunchiesmuller and @garrysaskblog

Oh you're a queer kid? what's your fav music artist? and don't say...

will wood

will wood and the tapeworms

Tally hall

Miracle musical

mitski

jackstuber

joe hawley

that handsome devil

chonny jash

tom leher

ghost and pals

maretu

6arelyhuman

odetari

penelope scott

rio romeo

cuarteto de nos

riki musso

santiago tavella

laufey

taylor swift

radiohead

marina

weezer

the beatles

tv girl

billie ellish

milk in the microwave

bo burnham

fish in a birdcage

toby fox

lemon demon

sarah and the safe word

asteria

artic monkeys

they might be giants

my chemical romance

green day

gorillaz

ado

melanie martinez

the strokes

evanecense

glass animals

soddiken

the scary jokes

whatever Your favorite martian was smoking

tyler, the creator

the crane wives

the living tombstone

cavetown

mindless self indulgance

the orion experience

hamilton (yeah ik its a musical)

heathers (yeah ik its a musical x2)

ride the cyclone (YEAH IK ITS A MUSICAL x3)

steam powered giraffe

kiuko (i dont remember how its spelled)

21 pilots

Sir Chloe

hazbin hotel soundtrack

paparrapa the rapper soundtrack

sonic soundtrack

or the omori soundtrack

edit: just to make clear that i don't know every queer band on existence

overly aggressive pat pat the Dave

O u r p l e

Dave lowers his head slightly to make it easier for the anon to pat him. " Thanks, anon! "

| He gives Dave an orange blanket with a hot cup of coffee and a plate of kebabs. | “Take care and relax, I’ll see you around. Have fun, sweetheart.”

" I… thank you, scary bird man! "

Dave was happy right now, though slightly confused at who Owl was.

Ass

kisses kisses kisses kisses kisses

Dave screams, forcing the anon away from his face.

" WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON?! "

Steven makes a dollar and I make a dime

that’s why I beat off on company time

fellas

is it gay to kiss a homie goodnight

this shit is what I saw today

Safe to say that my ass got beat by these Canadian waterproofed ducks with kazoos in their throats!