| He gives Dave an orange blanket with a hot cup of coffee and a plate of kebabs. | “Take care and relax, I’ll see you around. Have fun, sweetheart.”
" I… thank you, scary bird man! "
Dave was happy right now, though slightly confused at who Owl was.
Ford stumbles to answer the question.
" Oh, hello, Owl! I just.. uh.. wanted to inspect how your spouse’s head works there. It’s very interesting! Nowhere in the multiverse have I seen a person like that! "
Roger clings to Owl.
Nico look
[He doesn’t seem actually mad. It’s more of a ✨ sarcastic remark ✨ based on his tone.]
Roger stuttered, his voice box clicking a few times. He didn’t know what to say.
“Haiii!! I like your hair!! :3”
-a small blue skinned teal haired boy wearing a cat shirt walked up to her, a small pin saying “hello im Garry! Im half deaf!” On his shirt, he waved to her, his hairs messy and unkept, along with his clothes, worn and tattered, boy looks like he hasn’t eaten in days,-
Uhh.............. thanks........ w-what......what are you.......
[Eliza looks around, she was just walking back to the abandoned school and this kid comes up to her........ how is he not one bit suspicious of her!? She's literally wereing all black and an eyepatch...... is this kid even a human?]
@owlthehybrid Smol, creature, and tux
@madmunchiesmuller cloud, loaf, and shorthair
@garrysaskblog little shit, orange, skrunkly
@ross-yippee skrunkly, void and shorthair
NOW
what am I???
WHAT KINDA CAT ARE YOUR MUTUALS
I REALLY WANNA SIT HERE AMD GO THROUGH TAGGING EVERYONE BUT I HAVE TO GO TO BED NOW SO I’LL DO SO TOMORROW!!!
the shit?
HOLY—
oh god what did i do
IT SUMMONS MAIL EVERYONE TRY IT
matt can u sign my thigh so every time I get freaky i think of u
" I… sure..? " Matt seemed a little confused, but they went with it nonetheless.
I’m smuggling some cheap ass pizza from Fazbender’s :]
@a-fucking-tornado
@silentlydying
@fairyb0ii
@tori-spring12
@survivingmyownlife
@spir4nts-lun4r
@back-totheoldhouse
@aloserwholikesheartstopper
@moomoomwahaha
@xoxonxo
hi I’m Vincent
I was born to two homeless drug addicts and got taken away from them at 18 months old!!! I was developmentally delayed to functioning at a six month old’s level. I got adopted by my cousin and her husband who’s probably at least manipulative in some way!!! She hits me wherever she can when I mouth off to her and compares me to my neurotypical six year old nephew. Also I managed to get onto the Hub at seven years old. I’m trans and my parents shut that conversation down whenever I bring it up.
Anyways I brought gummy roadkill!!
@madmunchiesmuller @ross-yippee
Omg does anybody wanna do like a tag game where we basically do that trauma salad trend???
For those that haven't seen it, the basic format is: "Hi my name is *name here* and *insert traumatic story here* and I brought *type of candy (skittles, twizzlers, etc)*!"
just gonna tag some people who might wanna do this but anybody can join in!
@bralnwashed @madigankrauss @the1970sdeadgaywizard-regulus @l1ve-l4ugh-lov3craft @aceofspades42 @noblehouseofgay
How I dance after being escorted from the kitchen for dipping my big toe in the fondue.
me when i’m covered in fire ants (trying to shake them off)
" Later on. From an accident. "
Roger’s tone is closed off, trying to make it obvious he doesn’t want to talk about that. Ford doesn’t seem to notice. " How interesting! Did you ask to have the operation done? "
" No. No, I didn’t. "
Nico look
[He doesn’t seem actually mad. It’s more of a ✨ sarcastic remark ✨ based on his tone.]