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sn0wbro: I’VE COME TO MAKE A DECREE KING PRIDEMOOR IS A BITCH ASS MOTHER FUCKER, He pissed on my fucking mom. That’s right, he took his royal dick out and he said his dick was “THIS BIG”, and i say that’s discusting. So i’m making a callout post on my twitter.com. King Pridemoor, you have a small dick, it’s the size of Tinker Knight excpet way smaller and guess what, this is how my dong looks like! *PWOOOSH!!* That’s right baby, all gold, no relics, look at that it looks like 2 orb and a shovel. He fucked my mom so guess what, i’m gonna fuck the valley. This is what you get, MY SUPER GOLDEN PISS!! Except that i’m not gonna piss on the valley, i’m gonna go higher! I’m pissing on the MOOOOON!! How you like that Cardia, i pissed on the moon you IDIOT! You have 23 hours before the piss DROPLETS, hit the fucking valley, now get out of my sight before i piss on you too!
I’VE COME TO MAKE A DECREE
KING PRIDEMOOR IS A BITCH ASS MOTHER FUCKER,
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“-I like shorts, they’re comfy and easy to wear.” This is an old drawing of Splah my Vaporeon oc doing that cursed phrase but about shorts.🩳