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I love the hc of clark having a massive very obvious crush/in love with Bruce...but what happen Bruce having the obvious crush/in love with clark. More like in love bc at this stage of their friendship Bruce just wants to dive into Clark's pants like a wild animal.
Clark: *talking about a mission off world*
Bruce: *on the inside* omg!!! His curl is extra curly today!!! And his eyes are so blue!!! Omg he's looking at me!!!
Clark: what do you think, B?
Bruce *inner bruce: omg he called me b again!!!* yes, we can always contact the lanterns-
But funny enough his kids clock him so fast and start making fun of him off the bat that Bruce starts to regret ever having adopt them.
Clark: *talking with zatanna normally, at a normal social distance*
Bruce: *glaring a different glare because why are they so close*
Dick: you do know that they aren't flirting?
Bruce: I don't know what you referring to.
Dick: riiiiight and you glaring at zatanna like a jealous girlfriend is totally normal.
Bruce: nightwing, I think you seeing things
Dick: and I think you should suck his dick.
Jason: *passes by Bruce who's reading the daily planet's clark article* jesus lord why don't you just fuck him once and for all??
Bruce: jason!
Jason: like you are obsessing over him like u do with a case!!! You even have superman merch on your bedroom!! Damn you always put monitor duty just you two!! Just fuck!! Make him my step dad already!!
Bruce: *too speechless and glad that Jason sees him as his dad* wait how do you know I have superman merch??
Jason: your history tab ain't that anonymous.
Damian: father please just ask uncle clark on a date, this is getting ridiculous!
Bruce: *making heart eyes at clark while he's interview a random celebrity in their gala* I think you are seeing things damian, I do not like clark that way.
Damian: yeah and batcow is a bull. Please, father, you are being an embarrassment by denying such obvious statement.
(Plz if someone knows a fic like this, plz plz plz share)