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Happy cancer season my fellow crabbos π¦πβ¨βοΈπ π
I did a thing, I have few regrets.Β
Aries - Typhlosion
Taurus - Furret
Gemini - Ursaring
Cancer - Togepi
Leo - Scizor
Virgo - Chikorita
Libra - Lanturn
Scorpio - Kingdra
Sagittarius - Tyranitar
Capricorn - Houndoom
Aquarius - Espeon
Pisces - Ampharos
(Based on a real conversation)
Cancer: Yo what if we were living in a simulation? What if none of this was actually real? What if animals were supposed to be theΒ βhumansβ of the world but there was a glitch in the system and they were too lazy to fix it? What if the moon was a hologram? What if Donald Trump was trying to let Hillary win but then he realized he could be the most famous person so he betrayed her to become president in the end? What if everything like Wendy Williams fainting and Britney Spears going crazy was just a way from distracting us from real problems? What if-- Gemini: You need to stop watching Shane Dawson.Β