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brain : Hey the new season of my favorite show is out!!! I've been waiting for so long I'm excited to see it!!
Executive dysfunction : no. impossible. no fucking way. too difficult. unattainable. blocked.
brain : but I want to see it, I want to do it .. badly :(
Executive dysfunction : fuck no. you will be experiencing new emotions, meaning that it will have to be processed. that's too difficult and very exhausting
brain : alright lets watch old shows then
Executive dysfunction : that will be a waste of time, you could've just watch new things you stupid fuck.
brain : ..u right .. but what else can I do?
Executive dysfunction : i have preaperd for you exactly two options. You can either wait for no reason orrr, rot in bed and doom scroll for hours while you feel absolutely shit with yourself from wasting all this precious time.. ill let you chill in distress, mkay? :3 btw have you noticed the feeling, that looming fear and utter discomfort that has been gnawing at your insides like youre being chased by something? Correct, there's nothing you can do about it.
brain : so you're just gonna let me get stuck?
Executive dysfunction : absolutely! :)
brain : Is there really nothing i do something about it?
Executive dysfunction : well.. You can always try.. I'll just never gonna let you do anything else you want or need :)
brain : ... but that wont do.. how abou-