Experience Tumblr Like Never Before
okay inspired by this post
🦚 MY HCS ABT HOW KRISHNA TEXTS 🦚
- sends you cheesy rizz like 'did it hurt when you fell from swarg 😩💘✨️' BUT IT WORKS EVERY TIME
- AND SOMETIMES ITS RLY SMOOTH FR
- sends outdated memes
- when you send meme spam he reacts to each one of them individually
- the most charming sweetheart texter ever
- wants all ur attention
- *sends cute couple activities or cafes* thought of you sakhi~ 🥰
- dramatic af
- also top quality advice for literally every life problem
- pvt snapchat story for gopis and gopas where kanha posts daily fit pics hahaha (he know its the 💅kanha thirst💅 grp fr lool)
-- > takes a selfie with radharani literally every time he sees her and posts it with caption 'RADHE ❤️'
-- > (leads to some rly funny candids of radharani 🤭🤭)
y/n: *sends cute pic of self*
krishna : *sends selfie of him swooning* caption: AAAAAAHHHHHHH MY HEARRTTTTT 😩😩😩😩😩😩🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵💘💘💘💘💘🫶🫶🫶🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺💞💞💕💕💕💞💞😍😍😍😍💕💕💕💕💕💓💓💓💓💝💝💝💝💝
krishna : SAKHI IM DYING
y/n : OMG WHAT
y/n : KANHA???
y/n : ?????
y/n : WHERE R U
y/n : BALDAU DOESNT KNOW HWERE U ARE EITHER 😭😭😭
y/n : TELL ME IF UR OKAY
[10hrs later]
krishna : dying without ur love 😩👌
[left on seen]
krishna : SAKHI COME BACK
krishna : 🚨🚨🚨 DANCE PARTY DROP EVERYTHING NOW 🕺💃🪩 🚨🚨🚨
y/n : *sends a meme that's not even that funny tbh*
krishna: HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA
krishna : you're so funny sakhi~~
krishna : 🤣🤣😂😂
krishna : hey sakhi have u seen my flute anywhere i can't find itttt 😭😭😭😭
krishna : nvm it was in my dhoti waistband
krishna : silly me !
krishna : 😆
krishna : got worried for a sec !
- its all for the attention of his beloved sakhis 🥰
y/n : ...yknow u don't have to try so hard u already got me whipped 😂
BONUS BALARAM:
- literally everyones contact name for him is 'Dau'
- sophisticated texter, reacts to all ur msgs with 👍 emoji
- replies either the second u msg him or 5mins after with profuse apologies for late response
- daily hydration reminders
- daily bedtime reminders
- daily "Sorry, but have you seen Kanha anywhere?"
- "I have posted you some herbal tea and face masks. Take care of yourself, you deserve it!"
- will cook for u in exam szn
- 'Some positivity for your day 🥰' *sends 7 cat vids*
- on ur speed dial
- on everyones speed dial