Experience Tumblr Like Never Before
Dave: I can't believe you live nerby, and you won't let anyone crash at your place.
Carmen: you people already know too much about me.
Dave: I know exactly three facts about you, and one of them is that you won't let any of us crash at your place.
Jean: Ingrid, keep an eye on the player. He is going to say something to the wrong person and get himself punched.
Ingrid: sure, I'd love to see the player get punched.
Jean: try again.
Ingrid sighing: I will stop the player from getting punched.
Carmen: going to meeting, writing stuff down, you love that nerd stuff.
Zoe: writing stuff down is nerdy? what do you do?
Carmen: just forget stuff like a cool person.
Ingrid: you'd make a decent prostitute.
Dave: I'd make an amazing prostitute.
In a bar
Dave: I think I just figured something out. I gotta go.
Ingrid: aren't you forgetthing something?
Dave: *thinking*
Dave: *kiss Ingrid's forehead*
Ingrid: no! Pay your bill!
Ingrid: damm! Who rised you?
The girls at the bar
Zoe: Ingrid, since you'r leaving, I'd like to make a toast.
Carmen: bye.
Ingrid: oh my god. That was perfect.
Criminal Case Brooklyn 99 au
Main cast:
•Jake Peralta - Dave Jones
•Amy Santiago - Zoe Kusama (I know she isn't a detective but I ship her with David)
•Rosa Diaz - Carmen Martinez
•Charles Boyle - the player
•Gina Linetti - Ingrid Bjorn
•Terry Jeffords - Jonah Karam
•Raymond Holt - Jean Philippe Delacroix
What do you think @celestiarambles?