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Do yall know what do The amazing digital circus has in common with England?
None of them has a queen
For those who wonder :
Mom-pick a plant that I will buy you
Me- ooh I'm going to choose one that remind me of my past friendship in middle school
Mom-... This is a fake plant
Me - yes exactly
I wake up laughing at the own joke I told in my sleep
Bad Puns #1: Fish
A random arsenal of terrible fish puns to use in your daily life.
Enjoy >:)
Q: What’s the silliest fish in the ocean?
A clownfish!
Q: How do you make an octopode laugh?
Ten-tickles!
Q: What would you call a fish convicted of a crime?
Gill-ty.
Q: What did the priest say to the bride and groom tuna?
It’s oh-fish-ial.
Q: What do you call a fish class?
A school!
Silly Game Time: Share a dumb joke with us! The dumber, the better!
If English isn't your first language, you can share a dumb joke from your native language (in fact, I'd almost prefer that).
Laufen zwei Zahnstocher den Berg hoch und werden plötzlich von einem Igel überholt.
Sagt der eine zum anderen:
„Ach - hätte ich gewusst dass ein Bus fährt, wäre ich mit dem gefahren!“
Two toothpicks run up the hill and are suddenly overtaken by a hedgehog.
One says to the other:
"Oh - if I had known there was a bus, I would have taken it!"
on the way to the bathroom, you're russian. when you're in the bathroom, european. when you come out, you are finnish. ;)))
Good morning with a BED-Joke! ...sorry
Aaaanyway, yesterday my brother told me a bad joke and then i thought “Wow! Now I know how papyrus feels!”
The Gods of Tumblr
We don’t have normal gods, or even evil gods... The Pantheon of This Hellsite:
Gaud and Pukicho: Twin Gods of Insanity and Chaos
BadJokesByJeff: God of Humor
One-Time-I-Dreamt: God of Night and Dreams
Writing-Prompt-S: God of Creativity
All The Tumblr Sexymen: Angels and Minions
“Staff“: The Evil God
P.M. Seymour: Messenger of the Gods
Snom: The Holy Prophet of all Cuteness
Yeah I’ve got cake. A whole lot of cake actually, their entire discography, I really like rock n roll lifestyle, and i think their cover of war pigs is my favorite version of that song also my ass is enormous
Awww Look At these Cuties!! 💖💖
[!G0R3 W@RNING!]
why do I feel like these three scenes have slight similarities? 🤔
[First image: Iggy from Our Wonderland; Arc 2]
[Second Image: Protag from Elevator Hitch; Ending 3B]
[Third Image: [You/Player] from Do NOT Take This Cat Home; Ending 25: "Seafood Sacrifice". (obviously, they weren't always a fish-)]
+ Small art I made of the three of them <3
Context:
Quick explaino!
While playing Our wonderland, I thought the scene where Iggy was slowly being digested, kinda reminds me back into another two Visual Novels I had played, called; Elevator Hitch and Do NOT take this cat home!
Tbh, I see small similiarities between the three! However, I think Iggy and Protag have a few more similarities than the Player in DNTTCH. They both wear glasses, both determined, both ( including the player from DNTTCH) getting eaten alive, died many times, stuck in a time-loop, have fluffy hair(I MEAN LOOK AT THEEEMMM), anxious, both cutie patooties anndddd both have jerkwad boyfriends (Iggy and Protag, Idk about the player-)
(honestly, Ilovelelevatorhitchourwonderlandanddonttakethiscathomesomuchthatit'sbecominganaddictionhelp yes I ship Protag with Coworker(Bryce Stryker-or whatever douchebag name he comes up with this time...) >:3.
Want to know more about these three? Want to see the beautiful creation they came from? Click these Links and Play them yourselves!!:
Our Wonderland
Elevator Hitch
Don't Take This Cat Home
also, and if u want, try out my game?:
Fractured Memories
And don't forget to support the ✨lovely✨ creators of these games!
@just-a-carrot
@racheldrawsthis
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