Yeah I’ve Got Cake. A Whole Lot Of Cake Actually, Their Entire Discography, I Really Like Rock N Roll

Things that are humans:

T-rexes until proven otherwise

Mannequins

Smeargle

A broken tripod

Those bird toys that dip their head into a cup of water over and over

Things that arent humans:

Peacocks

Most robots

Kirby

Corporations/companies

A bop-it (up for debate)

guys guys guys Ive got some huge news:

clown on clown violence

All systems of measuring temperature are equally terrible we should just wear mood rings and go “hm its despair out today better put on a jacket”

If I think therefore I am is a thing then surely that means the more you think the more you are. I’m beginning a rigorous training regime to control how much I think at any given time to make myself more or less corporeal so i can phase through walls to rob banks.

welp, this was inevitable c: ​

soft cowboys

rounding up the posse to all fawn over a herd of cats what found some wild catnip

“this town ain’t big enough for the two of us. so here, y’ can sleep in my room until your house is finished bein’ built.”

walks into the saloon and the bartender rustles their hair and goes “hey champ, catch any bandits today?”

*keysmashes*

Nope, didnt like that one

*backspace backspace backspace…*

*keysmashes*

Shit, hands were in the wrong spot, try again

*backspace backspace backspace…*

*keysmashes*

Good. Perfection. Exquisite, just the right amount of k, a q, one non-letter symbol. This conveys my emotions exactly. Send.

floät

How new topic to fight people over

When you take off your glasses, do you fold the right earpiece in first or the left earpiece?