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Chan: This is extremely dangerous, Felix. I'm not going to let you do this.
Felix: Excuse me sir but danger is my middle name.
Chan: No, you are lying.
Chan: *ruffles Felix's hair* Your middle name is cutie pie.
Felix: So..Chan-hyung, I have some news.
Chan: What. Happened.
Felix: Well, remember when you told me not to burn down our house?
Chan:
Chan: You burn down our house?
Felix: No!
Felix: I had the fire put out almost immediately!
Felix: I am 39 cheetos tall.
Chan: And why did you think you needed to measure your height in cheetos?
Felix: We were out of doritos.
[at dinner]
Chan: If it excites you and scares the hell out of you at the same time, that means you should probably do it.
Felix: Time to fuck a blender.
Chan: Wait, no-