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uhhh whats your favorite animal? and whats your LEAST favorite animal???
Thank you for asking! after years of switching from animal to animal, i finally have opinions.
my least favorite animals are bottlenose dolphins. everyone loves them, but they are actually pure evil. though they are cool to see up close.
my favorite animals are lizards, specifically the new mexico whiptail and the greater short-horned lizard. new mexico whiptail lizards are an only female species and are by default all lesbian. and the greater short-horned lizard, to ward off predators, shoots blood from their eyes. so i just think their neat.