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Total Shithead Andre Headcanons

• Andre who invites Cal over to sleepover and then makes him sleep on the floor. Doesn’t even offer the bed

• Andre who is THE BIGGEST sweet talker, especially to Cal’s mom. Cal wants to kill him a little for it every time.

• and by extension Cal’s whole family. He’ll play games with Cal’s brother and sisters even though Cal just wants them to leave them alone, and chat with Cal’s dad about sports and politics, even though he couldn’t really care less about either. Why? No one knows, he just likes one upping Cal 😭

• Andre who’s so petty it’s unbelievable. Cal didn’t do his homework and needs answers? Good luck. Cal didn’t wake up early enough and missed his ride? Have fun walking. Cal fucked up at work? Hope he’s got a good excuse. Seriously, this man knows how to hold a grudge.

• Andre who begs Cal to come over. Why? “Just do it dude it’s important” makes Cal walk to his house, the announces that he was simply “bored” and proceeds to go back to whatever he was doing prior

• Andre who’s definitely an internet troll (regardless of lack of internet 😒) Will make multiple profiles just to spam and fuck with people he doesn’t like

• Andre who makes fun of literally everyone for literally everything, when Cal realizes later, much to his frustration, that ANDRE LIKES HALF THE THINGS HES MAKING FUN OF. Seriously, he mocked Cal for WEEKS for growing out his hair because of Kurt Cobain, why does he have a Nirvana poster on his wall???

• Andre who blatantly asked Cal why Rachel had to be there the first few times he tried to introduce them. He stopped trying pretty quickly.

• Andre who’s just a piece of shit because he wants to be and Cal doesn’t know why he puts up with this guy 😭

ouuu dylan is so cute I wanna punch him in the nose and kiss him aggressively

dude I hate those tcc'ers who are dicks about your favorites. dude, tbis is basically a sex dungeon, and no kink shaming allowed, if I wanna kiss dylan klebold, I will. we're all in the same boat. How are u gonna he a dick to me because I like a different mass shooter

my cart flavor is sour diesel, do we think dylan would've liked it

I love dylan klebold so much, i love him so fucking much my sweet baby, I wanna kiss him and hug him anf tell him he's amazing, wonderful, handsome, and perfect in every way possible. dylan klebold I love you so much everyday I wake up and pray you haunt me

whenever columbine is mentioned, I start to shake violently and then I explode

Idk if I've already asked this, but how did you guys get into columbine? like when did u first hear about it. Personally, I heard about ut from a wendigoon iceberg video so I watched a few documentaries and I was like "im so scared of these guys!!!" (I was 13) and then I was like "wait I wanna touch dylan klebold"

btw if u guys are looking for some new / unseen photos of eric and dylan look on reddit, the columbinekillers sub has a lot of photos I've never seen before or old ones in better quality (like these)

Hate when teacher crush bitches use the tccblur or tcc tags, like no this is for true crime not your pedo kink or whatever💔

Hey guys it's me I was V0dk4s-d00m they got my ass

happy zero day!

Don't ask why I added the other image the first one was too long looking and it was pmo 💔

I feel like cal and andre would be that one bathroom typa couple where one of them is taking a shower while the other is taking a piss

Cal and Andre the typa guys to kill bugs without being scared

Me after saying the most depraved things about Calvin Gabriel and Andre Kriegman

How it feels getting into the deep freaky stuff with caldre fanfics

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This could be us but you playing

I mean, fuck, I am like Cal, I am like Andre, I am like Dylan Klebold, I am like Eric Harris, I like thinking cal is a innocent sweetheart, I like hating Adam Lanza and the people who like him

Cal and Andre (actors) would be HORRIFIED of the zero day community if they saw what was going on in it

Zero day is basically twilight but if Jacob (Andre) & Edward (Cal) dated instead of Edward and Bella (Rachel) or idk they have a threesome or smth gimme a break

Yes I love cal & andre and have a attachment to their characters and yes I want to see them get beat and tortured

This but with Cal and Andre

I dont care if thats a man I'm milking those cow utters

Now I understand how that person who says they're dating Eric Harris feels im so single I gave up and started dating Andre and Cal. #letyourdelusionscometrue

Me with Andre's cum

Oh thats gore... thats gore of my comfort character.

Zero day fans when they ask Cal and Andre if they're gay then proceed to get added to their shitlist

This is basically the bullying Andre experiences

They should've sucked each other off one last time before they killed themselves ♡