While I'm Posting Here And No Longer Under Any Obligation To Rep The Company, I Might As Well Share This

Bothersome beast, comforting friend

Of all the haikus that haiku-bot made, this one is actually good imo

being on tumblr is like being in a car in a parking lot

like it's technically public, but you're also sorta in your own little bubble, and people have to be Actively trying to listen in order to hear you, if they're even aware that you're speaking at all. and then sometimes you accidentally bonk the horn with ur elbow and suddenly the whole parking lot knows you're a virgin

Please stop trigger tagging with #epilepsy tw/cw/warning/etc.

I need every single person to understand how horrible tumblr’s tagging system is

I go into the tag for epilepsy and its all flashing lights. We can’t use our own tag because people without epilepsy fill it up with improper warnings.

Use ‘flashing’ in place of ‘epilepsy’ in your tags. You aren’t warning people of epileptics, you’re warning us of flashing lights. Please please tag properly. Epileptics say this endlessly and constantly and it’s ignored. You are risking lives by doing this.

Here’s proof of what I mean:

THIS POST IS 100% OKAY TO REBLOG, I ENCOURAGE PEOPLE WITHOUT EPILEPSY TO ESPECIALLY DO SO!

Jokes on you, I don't know how to flirt

don't ever flirt on my post i'll kill you

How did this cat make a better song than ksi

Need this as my ringtone

I got this under a post about Tumblr being a faesite, what does it mean?

This person clearly doesn’t belong here. From Ask Historians on Reddit.

Notes game

Tw: Self harm implied

Can't believe I'm doing this-

20 notes: I'll try to drink more water (In progress)

50 notes: I'll start drawing again (In progress)

100 notes: I'll start writing again (In progress)

200 notes: I'll make a list of things I like about myself

240 notes: I'll work on Gilded Veil again

300 notes: I'll remake my intro post

500 notes: I'll list all of my interests

900 notes: I'll stop hurting myself

950 notes: I'll open up to my therapist about my declining mental health

20k notes: I'll open up to my parents about my declining mental health (Likely not gonna reach this, if it does I'll be surprised)

30k notes: I'll rewrite the whole US constitution (Although it won't be the US constitution anymore)

Rules: Only 10 comments for each person, that's it

Kat

It’s my birthday so I’m forcing people on my dash to look at my cat. I can’t afford to blaze it but please look at him. His name is Fionn!

A very kind soul has decided to blaze this post! And if you want to see more of Fionn, check out @fionn-the-cat