How Did This Cat Make A Better Song Than Ksi

It’s literally that simple

Friend: “hey my son can’t concentrate on his homework. He chooses to do literally anything else everytime. He said his head doesn’t feel like it.”

Me: “Did you give him music?”

Friend: “No! No tech until he’s done! He doesn’t need more distracted.”

Me:

“k, bring me the child”

*Go to her house*

*points to the obviously ADHD boy struggling with his homework*

Me: “so your head doesn’t feel like doing homework?”

Son: “yeah. It would rather do ANYTHING else.”

Me: *unwrapping earbuds* here, listen to this for an hour while you do it.

French voice: 1hr later

Son: “k I’m done! :-)”

Friend: “wow, what’d you give him? Concentra, Adderall, Ritalin‽”

Me: “Sweet Dreams by Eurythmics” and some lo-fi.

Boss is asleep, cannot stop me from frogposting

Notes game

Tw: Self harm implied

Can't believe I'm doing this-

20 notes: I'll try to drink more water (In progress)

50 notes: I'll start drawing again (In progress)

100 notes: I'll start writing again (In progress)

200 notes: I'll make a list of things I like about myself

240 notes: I'll work on Gilded Veil again

300 notes: I'll remake my intro post

500 notes: I'll list all of my interests

900 notes: I'll stop hurting myself

950 notes: I'll open up to my therapist about my declining mental health

20k notes: I'll open up to my parents about my declining mental health (Likely not gonna reach this, if it does I'll be surprised)

30k notes: I'll rewrite the whole US constitution (Although it won't be the US constitution anymore)

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She is a little ray of sunshine

My blog probably won't have anything tbh

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