Petr Vectern | I Present To You Petr Vectern. The First Alcoholic Vice President Of Sordland.

>in Zille

>Smolak straight up shit talking me to my face

>pokerface.png

>someone screams For The King

>oh they like me here

>that's good

>wait

>that's good right

>right?????

The way I NEED an official pronunciation guide for Sordish, my pronunciation is all over the place

Galade > Guh-lahd

Lachaven > Lack-ah-ven

Wisci > Vish-chi

Ciara > Chiara, like in Italian (I didn't even think it would be controversial)

A morgna wes core > A morgna ves tsore

Please I am desperate to know how to pronounce Sordish please Torpor bless us (like you've blessed the Raynes down in Anrica)

(my husband keeps calling Serge > Sergey and it's driving me insane)

Sordblr! There was a Reddit thread about how people pronounce the various character/city names in Suzerain, and one that came up was Lucian's last name. The responses were not conclusive. So let's have a poll, I desperately need some closure on this.

"im going to sleep" aka gonna close my eyes and imagine things in my head

they tried to bring me down and I came back cuntier

yo we didn't want points from Israel tho... not claiming that one

not now baby Poland is being robbed

mfw i think i did a good Zille deal and then Smolak says 'thank you for your generosity'

if I'm getting off the elevator and the door opens and you're standing RIGHT THERE in the middle of the fucking door 3 mm away from me

assume I will walk into you

gtfo of my way

Eurovision semifinals liveblogging

Australia - appropriately insane, approved

Montenegro - very artsy which is not what I expect from a Eurovision song

Ireland - praise Laika, approved

Latvia - I see the vision but not the eurovision

Armenia - I feel like I'm watching an Imagine Dragons video (derogatory)

i'm glad the ancient tradition of hating eurovision juries is still followed

wtf you dumbasses

rip Symon Holl you'd love pivot tables