You Will Never Do Any Harm If You Go On A Like And Reblog Fest Through Someone’s Tumblr Blog! The Only

Lover- Taylor Swift

reblog or reply with your love song. you know, the one that you think is what love sounds like

Jake supremacy

@usergif back to cool event: challenge #4 — typography

HAHA

Sirius: Minnie, my dog ate my homework

Minnie: Mr.Potter, I can see your homework right there!

Sirius: *quickly transforms into a dog, eats his homework, and transforms back*

Sirius: right where?

Oh Lord

Sirius: Why isn't the statue smirking at me? Lily: It isn't smirking at anyone, they're all just imagining it. James: Three of us saw it, Lily. How do you explain that? Lily: *points at James* Sleep deprivation. *points at Regulus* Paranoia. *points at Peter* Delusional personality disorder.

ATTENTION ALL PORNBOTS;

Welcome ladiessss ;)

This is how I will be measuring my height from now on.

You'd think Americans would have come up with this already, but here we are.

tru dat

TAYLOR SWIFT

swifties: her dress represents the pain and torture she’s faced throughout the years as the loose chains in the design are her way of saying she’s metaphorically breaking free from the scrutiny

taylor: *picking out the dress* yeah that’s cute

Oooooh ‘mione’s in love

Peeves is a seriously underrated character in my opinion.

“Watch out!” Ron grabbed Hermione’s hand and pulled her out of the way just in time. She watched as Peeves dropped what appeared to be a ball that burst open and emitted the most foul, putrid smelling slime right where she had been standing.

“Woah! They was a close one!” Harry said as Peeves zoomed in circles above their heads gleefully.

“Peeves!! You almost hit me!” Hermione shrieked at him with her hands balled up into fists.

“HaHa! Weasel saved Miss Know-It-All from the slime bomb! They must be in looove!” Peeves said in a sing-song voice and doing a celebratory jig.

“Ooohh Weaselby loves Granger! Weaselby loves- OOF!”

A melon sized snowball had emitted from Ron’s wand, and hit Peeves square in the face abruptly ending his song.

“Ha!” Ron said triumphantly.

“Nice shot there, Ron!” Seamus called out.

Hermione beamed at him. “Where did you learn that spell?”

“Charley taught it to me when I was a kid. We used to have epic snowball fights at the Burrow,” Ron told her.

“Why didn’t you ever teach me, then?” Harry punched him playfully in the shoulder.

“If I taught you, then I couldn’t beat you at snowball fights,” Ron said putting him in a headlock.

“Hang on. You were doing underage magic at the Burrow?” Hermione questioned.

Ron released Harry. “Well obviously we didn’t tell mum,” he said as his ears turned pink. “And we didn’t use a wand, so the ministry would just assume it was uncontrolled magic.”

Ron waited for the disapproving lecture from Hermione, but it never came.

“Impressive,” she said instead. “Well, I’m off to Arithmancy,” Hermione nudged Ron with her shoulder in a very Un-Hermione like way. “See you at lunch.”

And with that, she was off.

I miss my gf