Super Secret Special Mission!!

you know if you think about it the whole "don't mess with gamers... i'm close to leveling up and you look like just enough xp" novelty shirt is kinda funny. imagine a shirt that says "if you displease me i will kill you and absorb your essence"

(guy who sees cats called 'toms' all the time) yeah im a tomboy :) nya

Part 66 of my bakery “enemies” au!

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I told my students they're allowed to be creative and don't have to be factual when writing about themselves in German because I keep getting questions like "what if I don't have roommates or what if I don't have hobbies" and I'm like guys just make something up! Have fun! I won't fact check you!

So now I am grading homework where a student is claiming to be from North Korea and his hobby is tax fraud

Trained from birth as an assassin, your mind was bound by a powerful control spell. Sent to kill an archmage, they cast Dispel to weaken you—accidentally freeing your mind instead. For the first time, your dagger points wherever you choose.

NPC for my D&D campaign <3

concept: an akuma that forces Ladybug and Chat Noir to play some version of the Newlywed Game. in order to beat the akuma they have to get enough questions about the other correct, but the questions often will be random obscure facts about their civilian lives. akuma magically knows the correct answers to all questions asked but still only asks completely useless questions that does nothing to help the butterfly figure out their identities, just enough to have ladybug baffled by how bad she is at guessing about what chat noir's personal life is like

here’s a small character design philosophy that i wanted to share. i try implementing it when i can, wanted to give a simple explanation for it.

Sonic obliviousness is mostly harmless... Until mixed with Omega's blatant honestly

> be me

> wake up from unbearable pain

> nothing helps

> call an ambulance

> all indications for urgent surgery

> pack your things to the hospital

> ride in an ambulance *wee woo ♪*

> spend a whole day taking tests

> "everything's fine! you're a woman"

> take ibuprofen (alone)

UPD:

Thank you guys sooo much for all your wishes and support! ( >˘͈ ᵕ ˘͈(*´꒳`<*) Take care of yourselves too ♡

Nono, the doctors did their best, I'm really grateful to them for not leaving me at home (ówò)

If the worst case was confirmed, I'd only have about 48 hours, so I'm glad, although surprised of what this pain was I actually about _(:3 」∠)_

Thank you very much!╰(*´︶`*)╯Take care too ♡