Trained From Birth As An Assassin, Your Mind Was Bound By A Powerful Control Spell. Sent To Kill An Archmage,

Maybe he has Amy's eyesight

you know if you think about it the whole "don't mess with gamers... i'm close to leveling up and you look like just enough xp" novelty shirt is kinda funny. imagine a shirt that says "if you displease me i will kill you and absorb your essence"

Part 59 of my bakery “enemies” au!

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oh my god two words in that just UNIVERSAL LANGUAGE

Part 22 of my bakery “enemies” au!

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bonus:

sometimes you have a thought so stupid you need to pause for a moment and put your brain in Time Out. this is an essential and necessarily humbling part of the human experience

Alternate:

Even in an alternate reality, they wont get along Illusion and Dream CAN, though The difference between Nightmare and Delusion is that Nightmare is evil not insane, Delusion really just needs to keep it together XD XD Undertale © TobyFox Dream!Sans & Nightmare!Sans © @jokublog Swap!Dream/Delusion © Me

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new femme-only 7-11 opened on my street