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Trained from birth as an assassin, your mind was bound by a powerful control spell. Sent to kill an archmage, they cast Dispel to weaken you—accidentally freeing your mind instead. For the first time, your dagger points wherever you choose.

oh my god two words in that just UNIVERSAL LANGUAGE

It turns out that, rather than space orcs, humans are more like space cats. We believe ourselves to be the best species in the galaxy when we actually are taken care of by more advanced aliens while doing little more than be adorable and destroy local wildlife when left to our own devices.

「 AFFIRMATIONS: TIME AND EXPERTISE 」 ✏️

about foolishly comparing the time needed to draw an entire environment to the simpler works you did four years ago

you know if you think about it the whole "don't mess with gamers... i'm close to leveling up and you look like just enough xp" novelty shirt is kinda funny. imagine a shirt that says "if you displease me i will kill you and absorb your essence"

im still losing it over the "how did high schoolers write 600 word essays before chatgpt" post. 600 words. that is nothing. that is so few words what do you mean you can't write 600 words. 600 words. this post right here is 45 words.

Post is set for a week, let's see how it goes...

I told my students they're allowed to be creative and don't have to be factual when writing about themselves in German because I keep getting questions like "what if I don't have roommates or what if I don't have hobbies" and I'm like guys just make something up! Have fun! I won't fact check you!

So now I am grading homework where a student is claiming to be from North Korea and his hobby is tax fraud

lady from the ocean 🌊🐚

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