Me With All My Harry Art But Especially Bby Harry

Sometimes I think about harry smuggling a dragon, breaking the statute of secrecy, committing identity theft, aiding and abetting a criminal's escape, training and leading a secret group, breaking and entering the ministry, destroying ministry property, stalking, assault, impersonation, committing bank robbery, torture, murder etc and sigh dreamily.

Will totally let’s the little campers put bows n shit in his hair. And fun bandaids all over his body. You walk into the infirmary and his appearance is a collage of every person he’s seen that day. Doodles connecting his freckles, bows and hair clips scattered through his curls, bandaids all over his arms, etc

grug hate two factor authentication. first grug have to remember password. then grug have to point out which cave painting has birds. now they want grug to hunt and gather new thing called numbers. grug won’t do it grug miss the bird paintings grug was getting pretty good at birds.

love this so much

What appeals to me about whump: an incomplete list

even a forehead kiss would have a maladjusted freak like me bricked the fuck up. to be honest

that pistachio completely sealed in its shell is scared and alone, like a miner trapped by rubble. you need to free it by any means necessary. get the gun from your dad's cabinet

listen, fuck "to each their own", sometimes your mutual gets into some batshit insane rarepair that they're a little embarrassed about and it becomes your sworn duty to put on your jester bells and jingle jangle proudly by their side for moral support. don't be a pussy. it's ride or die motherfucker