Joel Miller - years of being a Girl Dad to Sarah have made him really good at doing hair. Never gets a chance now because Ellie won't let him. She likes her ponytail.
Max Lord - can't cook and is allergic to cats.
Max Philips - secretly loves musicals. (His fave is Mary Poppins but if you tell anyone he'll legit kill you, don't test him he's a fucking vampire).
Dave York - genuinely enjoys watching Disney movies with his daughters. Cried when Bambi's mum died (don't make fun of him, he's a trained assassin he will shoot you)
Please feel free to comment or reblog, I'd love to hear some of yours!!
Warning: Incoming Rant
Just need to get this off my chest. The internet has become a platform for people to put their stupidity on display and its annoying.
Back in August of last year at the SDCC, the internet went into an uproar about Pedro holding Vanessa Kirby's hand on stage to help ease his anxiety. Comments were made about him being a "creep", using his anxiety as an excuse to touch her, etc.
Now, after the SNL 50th Anniversary show, people are saying Pedro and Sabrina Carpenter would make a cute couple.
How is it ok for people to call him a creep for being affectionate with a costar/close friend close to his age, and then turn around and say he should hook up with a costar young enough to be his daughter?
Most of these comments are on TikTok, in case you're wondering.
Double standards are gross. Do better, internet.
Rant over.
Reposting for those who missed it. Here's the link to my fundraiser in honour of Pedro's 50th birthday. Please consider donating or at least sharing.
Bloodsucking Bastards blooper reel
*Insert myriad of choking and moaning noises*
The king has spoken 👑
https://t.co/JzE9GkLAOg
PEDRO PASCAL as Reed Richards/Mr. Fantastic in new stills of 'The Fantastic Four: First Steps
I adore Pedro's version of Max Lord but this meme had me cackling 😂
I personally would love to have him as a sleep paralysis demon.
Help
Yeah. I ain’t ever getting over him.