This is how I imagine Phantom's first days
*pov: based on a true story*
Can I have a slice of it? 😇
of course I went to a ritual to have fun, for music, yeah? of course, why else would I even-
pics are mine please don't steal my personal dose of rains ass
Attention?
Phantom: Hey Dew, how'd you get to be such a good guitarist?
Dew: Focus and concetration. I've trained myself to never get distracted.
Mountain: That's not true, yesterday you dipped your french fry in your lemonade 'cause you were looking at Rain's ass across the room.
(no problem Dew, I'd love to watch that too)
I really miss our Banana boy 😭😭😭
(I'm sorry to all the members of the band that he won't be with them anymore...but Sodo...poor Sodo, I think he's heart just broke)
We still have Chris, but we don't have Aether. Unfortunately, I haven't been able to see them/him live and I can never see him on stage in rl. 🥺🍌
I think we all should Kiss the goat 🤭
(Per's new tattoo)
(@mdemorita 's based on his post)
Who is the favourite?
Aurora:*runs into the living room where she sees Phantom* Tell me Swiss loves me more than he loves you.
Phantom: It's 'bout the same ig.
Aurora: Eh, I'll take it.
Don't question it
Terzo: While I disrespectfully diagree-
Nihil: Don't you mean respectfully?
Terzo: *staring him dean in the eyes* NO!
Greeting in a slightly different way...
Papa: Alright, I need alternatives to "Ladies and Gentlemen"
Cumulus: Guys, Gals and Non binary pals
Phantom: Beloved friends and tolerated acquaintances
Aurora: Entities of internet
Swiss: The FBI's most wanted and least wanted
Rain: Ladies and Gentlemen and those of hs who know better
Papa: *after a bit of silence* I don't even know why I keep you all
Parenting issues
Sodo, brusting into the room: It's missing!
Rain, turned away: What missing?
Sodo: T-the thing!
Rain, gets up while removing Phantom's head from his lap: What thing?
Sodo, relaxing: Oh! You have it.
Rain: Wh-
Rain: YOU MEANT OUR CHILD LIKE A THING?
Nothing yet...