I Am Physically Incapable Of Selling Any Of The Snails In Animal Crossing

goblincore but also punk

yeah, right. how can I be attracted to girls when I can’t even talk to them?

tubbo

the entire month of august is like the sunday evening of the year where you think you have your shit together but at 11pm you realize theres school tomorrow & your shit is completely not together 

i posted this as a joke. a JOKE.

i did not think it would actually happen

if wonder if trans rights will ever get far enough that ben shapiro will be forced to participate in neopronoun discourse

*looks in mirror* who the fuck is this fucker

dear doctors,

is there a word for white people who live in america or do i just have to call them white bread

you can’t fuck with bitches who use all pronouns you call them “it” and they’ll put on clown make up and drag you into the sewers

might change gender and become millipedewithagun

me, asking raymond to come to my island only so i sell him for 100 nook miles tickets: listen i don’t like capitalism but i gotta work within the system