Did You Fucking Eat? 🤨

It is not just someone who is a rude bore. This sort of character understands norms and manners very well and makes deliberate choices about which lines they cross, allowing them to be disruptive without actually being ostracised, for maximum damage.

I am a strong advocate of bringing back that guy who messes people's lives up just a little bit, especially if they have their priorities in the wrong order.

In your regression, you have failed to take into account the possibility of being strapped to a rocket which is moving a good fraction of light speed.

chart of my age over time

Sometimes making a girl kneel on the floor in front of you obediently and then forcing a Viagra into her mouth followed by a giant glass of water so she’s forced to swallow fixes you. And by you I mean me. And by fixes I mean I pinned her down in bed and slammed my neopussy onto her and rode her for hours until neither one of us could stand up after

If you don’t like your own posts sometimes, it’s like not voting for yourself in your own election. Like c’mon you’re not roadkill. Pick yourself up and find some self-esteem.

That's one thing I'm proud of never ever doing on the internet. I've done a few regrettable things, but this is not one of them.

this callout couldve been a block button

YES!

pig,,

Like that smelly, ungracious, clumsy gremlin who keeps crashing the "networking events", and doesn't play ball, but somehow keeps getting invited, even though they drive the guests away and discuss inappropriate topics.

I am a strong advocate of bringing back that guy who messes people's lives up just a little bit, especially if they have their priorities in the wrong order.

:3

Based on real life

My god... I must go hide in the walls of a castle now.

princess hair is an erogenous zone. brushing it makes them have a delicate and very dignified princess orgasm