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A slight breeze at this moment sprang up, and the great sails began to move, seeing which Don Quixote exclaimed, "Though ye flourish more arms than the giant Briareus, ye have to reckon with me."

So saying, and commending himself with all his heart to his lady Dulcinea, imploring her to support him in such a peril, with lance in rest and covered by his buckler, he charged at Rocinante's fullest gallop and fell upon the first mill that stood in front of him; but as he drove his lance-point into the sail the wind whirled it round with such force that it shivered the lance to pieces, sweeping with it horse and rider, who went rolling over on the plain, in a sorry condition.

- Chapter VIII, Don Quixote by Miguel de Cervantes

Just so you know… There is no “the queen”. Why? 

There are so, so many queens.

They make up half of the human population.

We call them “women”. 

the weasel wife

looking at you with my tiered exhausted eyes. Are you a TERF or a radfem?

No, in fact I am a trans woman :)

Naturally, the bodily functions of the resurrected will require some additional magic to get started. And of course, they will come to me, one of the few undead physicians in the world.

I’d be 100% a necromancer if possible. But I wouldn’t be the type that brings back mindless hordes of zombies. There are plenty of other ways to be…ethically ambiguous.

yes i know what you mean. i never used to understand the appeal. i used to cringe when there was kissing or sex in any medias, but now that i'm fully comfortable in my own sexuality, i love reading about sword sapphics, corporate hypnosis yuri, and lesbian furries having romantic adventures.

i unironically believe that estrogen is the reason im so into writing romance now. like not to say that women are innately more interested in romance but i feel like i experience sexuality and emotion in a way that makes romantic stories more appealing

Did you fucking eat? 🤨

🏳️‍🌈IF YOU LOOKED AT MY TITS REBLOG🏳️‍🌈

No, you're not weird. I sleep naked as often as I can now that I have gender euphoria. It feels wayyyy better.

Contributing to @lycans-art-kingdom 's trans mornings collection!

Seriously why do so many folks sleep with clothes on? YOU'RE IN BED, THERE'S SHEETS AND BLANKETS AND STUFF.

Adding clothes is only necessary if it's like, so cold that your blankets and quilts and whatever aren't getting the job done.

Is that weird? Am I weird?

My wife wears full pajamas to bed and it blows my mind. I'm like, boiling when I go to sleep, how do people have extra layers?

There is such an otherworldly quality to this video. It hardly looks underwater, the fish here look like they're floating in the clouds of a gas giant. Scratch that, they are the cloud. This looks like the sort of thing done by benevolent but inexplicable space aliens.

machine uses image recognition to detect lice on fish and then uses laser to blast the parasites.

I want to kiss my girlfriend, in public, without fear. (ca. 1980)

If someone were to say that to me, I'd say "what community?"

Please skip the "youre dividing the community" I don't care if its divided I dont want to share the room with someone who treats me as disposable