These Divas

is this chansaw

Emma: "Go hang a salami" backwards is "I'm a lasagna hog".

Regina: How did either of those sentences occur naturally for you to discover this?

ok ok hear me out I know that in general the tumblr queers I happen to associate with aren’t generally into americana and folk rock but if people on here found the lyrics of almost any jason isbell song without knowing the actual music I guarantee they would want to listen to it just cause of how well written and emotional it is

i feel like there was a point I was trying to make but now I’m just obsession ranting about jason isbell

not sorry

Honestly, this is something that needs to be talked about more. My mom passed four years ago, and my dad still flinches when we pull out the mug she always used to use on Saturdays and talks about her like his world began and ended in the depths of her eyes. But he also has a full-blown crush on this guy he works with and comes home talking about whatever they'd discussed that day and if he should read into the guy's comment on his shirt being cute. My dad doesn't love my mom any less because he's allowing himself to entertain loving again; it doesn't even mean that he's moved on from the grief of it all.

controversial opinion but I don’t think lenore’s entrance affects hayffie canonly at all. In fact I think it actually makes me like hayffie more.

because even if haymitch will love lenore dove for the rest of his life, which he will, she’s gone, and he’s still alive. He can love her and love someone else, and that can be okay. Because love for someone who’s dead is so, so different from loving someone who’s living. Haymitch is an adult, he’s allowed to contain a multitude of feelings and have complex emotions about multiple people. effie isn’t trying to take Lenore Dove’s place, they have their own, new, different thing, and that has meaning, too. The way that Haymitch loves Effie doesn’t detract from how much he loves Lenore, and vise versa.

Peoples relationships can be different and equally important. (human relationships usually don’t fit in the strict boxes we make for them, but that’s a different post.) Haymitch doesn’t love either Effie or Lenore more, and saying that he can only love one like loving a person is a thing that can be scaled on a pyramid is kinda awful. Haymitch loves Lenore, but she’s dead, not to mention the fact that Effie herself is an entirely different person than Lenore was.

not being in active grief doesn’t mean he doesn’t remember her, or doesn’t still miss her, or loves her less then he loves Effie. It just means he found something for him to love in life, too, and I personally think lenore herself would love that. She wouldn’t have wanted Haymitch to stay yearning about her forever; the whole point of ending the games was so there could be a better future. I think it works better if they both exist, because both ships are unique and beautiful in their own way.

and even if it didn’t complement hayffie really well, you’re allowed to ship whatever you like without caring about wether or not it’s canon.

human relationships are nebulous and nonlinear (the same way everything about humans are) and you can have completely unique feelings about two different people. it isn’t like you have an inventory slot for people you love and then once there’s something in it it’s full, nuance exists

Emma: *Reading a letter* Regina: Well, what does it say? Emma: It’s a confession letter. It turns out Snow killed Billy. Regina: ... Regina: Who? Emma: *tearing up* My pet rock.

gagged for kamilla and kyle but heartbroken for thomas and the california girls

This made me so fucking angry I have to inflict it on all of you.

Petition for everyone to be a little nicer when someone misses a social cue. Sorry I caused a moment of awkwardness, but that does not make me a bad person who should be laughed at. I failed to process these terrible wacko society rules in the span of about half a second and react accordingly and now everyone thinks I'm 'weird' and 'off-color'. We're all just trying our best out here, the world sucks, have a little mercy.

Female villains>>

this song SCREAMS raven to me. and i’m also just now realizing that i only ever edit raven but she just inspires me haha