This Made Me So Fucking Angry I Have To Inflict It On All Of You.

Emma: "Go hang a salami" backwards is "I'm a lasagna hog".

Regina: How did either of those sentences occur naturally for you to discover this?

(insp.)

Female villains>>

I feel like the ouat universe is so messed up age gaps barely even matter in relationships except dear god don't you dare ship adult henry with any of the townspeople

You could try out this idea of mine, no pressure or anything but I thought it might be cute (this is a copied version of one of my previous posts so sorry if the formatting is kinda weird):

Currently obsessed with the idea of established-dovesso a bit after the movie with an annual Ever-Never Ball every year having a fierce competition as to which one can do the most epic promposal before the other. And like all the students know and are super into it, every year anticipating who's going to beat the other and get in the best proposal first and screaming their heads off when it finally happens. And it makes it so funny because now when Lesso suggests Dovey and her try out the wishfish and Lesso sticks her finger in it and it spells out "WILL YOU GO TO THE BALL WITH ME?" in giant sparkly letters Dovey groans because her plans are foiled and begrudgingly agrees, already plotting away for next year, but there's a little part inside of her that's still jumping around like a schoolgirl and it's clear in her eyes when she kisses her tall idiot to seal the deal. And each year they have to top each other, and it just gets more and more intense and ridiculous and I just love them so much oh my god.

DOVESSO IDEAS?

does anyone have some dovesso storylines i could write? my mind is completely lacking lol

That moment when you finally understand what it means for someone to be so pretty it hurts

Happy "the husband lesbian is a better husband than I was" anniversary!

i think we are pretty used to it by now right? Anyway, Sunrise on the reaping’ spoiler bellow

Drusilla and Magno Stift

“some people should never get married”

Forever in love with the SwanQueen artists that make sure to draw Lana Parrilla's lip scar

Hey! I love you so much btw, you're my fav whump blogger I'm obsessed it's like you read my mind all the time. Anyways, I was hoping for maybe some pneumonia whump? Kinda starts as just a cough she brushes off but it just gets worse instead of better with fever and chills and such. A sprinkle of unrequited-maybe-requited femslash with other female character being absorbed and not noticing until it gets really bad and she feels super guilty, but whumpee doesn't want her to feel bad so is still trying to reassure and be fine even though she's really sick and a little heartbroken that the other didn't notice. Idk, tweak as you will, that's kinda a lot, just a thought.

YESSS okay here i go!!

what if we shake it up a little and have them separated by distance? maybe the whumpee has a cold when her friend/roommate/partner/whatever leaves for a trip, but the cold just keeps getting worse, but they can only communicate via Facetime? can she come back or does she have to call one of their other friends to help?

maybe caretaker doesn't notice that she's really sick until she spikes a super high fever? she's sitting/laying next to her and all of a sudden she's like "why am i sweating" and it turns out it's because whumpee is burning up.

maybe whumpee has been complaining about not feeling well, but they've been doing that since they came down with the cold that started this, so caretaker doesn't realize it's serious until she collapses from some combo of fever and not being able to breathe.

whumpee is needed for a mission (or a presentation or whatever) and even though she's complaining that she doesn't feel well, she's needed, so she goes anyway and ends up in really bad shape. caretaker feels horrible for making her come out in the first place.

whumpee calls caretaker in the middle of the night scared from a nightmare/fever hallucination and she comes right over because something is off. when she arrives, she realizes that she's so, so sick and she's had no one looking after her.

thank you so much for your kind words!! they really made my day <3