Emma: Wow, It Sure Smells Like Up Dog In Here! Henry: Oh Buddy... Emma, Already Sobbing: ASK.

This is actually accurate I can't believe it. My favorite type of fic, and it's my life.

This is the closure I needed. The happy ending is here everyone.

which ao3 tag are you?

in my bed. straight up “counting it”. and by “it”, haha, well. let’s justr say. sherp

it's a big time for gay people

Reblog this if its okay for your followers to introduce themselves to you.

Just come to my ask box and tell me stuff about yourself. Your pets. Your favorite music. What you had for breakfast this morning. Literally anything you want, I love making new friends

Hey! I love you so much btw, you're my fav whump blogger I'm obsessed it's like you read my mind all the time. Anyways, I was hoping for maybe some pneumonia whump? Kinda starts as just a cough she brushes off but it just gets worse instead of better with fever and chills and such. A sprinkle of unrequited-maybe-requited femslash with other female character being absorbed and not noticing until it gets really bad and she feels super guilty, but whumpee doesn't want her to feel bad so is still trying to reassure and be fine even though she's really sick and a little heartbroken that the other didn't notice. Idk, tweak as you will, that's kinda a lot, just a thought.

YESSS okay here i go!!

what if we shake it up a little and have them separated by distance? maybe the whumpee has a cold when her friend/roommate/partner/whatever leaves for a trip, but the cold just keeps getting worse, but they can only communicate via Facetime? can she come back or does she have to call one of their other friends to help?

maybe caretaker doesn't notice that she's really sick until she spikes a super high fever? she's sitting/laying next to her and all of a sudden she's like "why am i sweating" and it turns out it's because whumpee is burning up.

maybe whumpee has been complaining about not feeling well, but they've been doing that since they came down with the cold that started this, so caretaker doesn't realize it's serious until she collapses from some combo of fever and not being able to breathe.

whumpee is needed for a mission (or a presentation or whatever) and even though she's complaining that she doesn't feel well, she's needed, so she goes anyway and ends up in really bad shape. caretaker feels horrible for making her come out in the first place.

whumpee calls caretaker in the middle of the night scared from a nightmare/fever hallucination and she comes right over because something is off. when she arrives, she realizes that she's so, so sick and she's had no one looking after her.

thank you so much for your kind words!! they really made my day <3

A very real not at all made up deleted scene

Bitches really be wondering whether they want their fav teacher to be their mom or their mommy like sorry but those are very different hun

It's me. I'm bitches.

musicals as vines

Love it or list it early episodes r like

Hillary: You gave me $20 bucks so I fixed a hidden thing and spent my own money on something you didn't ask for

David: Here is a house that has everything you want. It is 2x your budget and there is a mad scientist under your backyard(you may get lasered through the grass)

This made me so fucking angry I have to inflict it on all of you.