So I Went To A @narcissistcookbook Concert A Few Days Ago (it Was Fucking Amazing!!!!!) And Mx. Cookbook

hi i can be normal about this

that was a lie respectfully holy shit ur hot

Who even needs my face in the shot tbh

This angle magnifies the hips and thighs so don't get too excited, a lot of this is an illusion

idk, i hear that a lot of job interviewers are weirdly prejudiced against kickin dogs in the face and body so maybe???

is high jump kicking peoples dogs punk

The Church on Ruby Road // The Giggle

the keeper of scrolls

Quick! The first OC you think of is dropped in the world of the last movie/show you watched. How are they faring?

hot take, but laerryn and patia did nothing wrong ever in their entire lives

multiple queer systems follow you and you don’t even know

Kinda sucks ass that one of the top posts on my blog is a picture of me from 2019. People are gonna peek in and think that’s what I look like.

Everyone like and reblog this picture so it goes away and everyone knows the truth!

THIIIIIIIIIIIIIIISSS THIIIIIIIIISSSSSSSSSS THISTHISTHISTHISTHISTHISTHSITHIS THIIIIIISSSSSS

Wait, you know Scots? That's so cool!! I have a bit of a special interest in Scots, I'd love to learn it. Would you, uh... would you mind if I interfaced with you? Just to download the language files, nothing silly or anything :3

asking a robotgirl what languages they know and getting a very excited response like "I'm fluent in English, French, Portuguese, Brazilian Portuguese, Dutch, Scots, C, C++, Python, X86_64 Assembly (Intel dialect for fasm and nasm), and can interpret the body language and scent-based communications of 34 mammalian species with an accuracy of 96%. I also capable of interpreting several non-verbal communication and expression methods in humans, from those using a standard set of visual signs to other unfiltered physical expressions unique to every individual"