I Imagined That Pandora Had Once Sewn And Given Each Of Her Friends A Doll For Their Birthday That Looked

The slytherin skittles do a presentation night but ALL of them accidentally do “how to get away with murder”

Except they each have different methods so they compile it into a how-to guidebook

Sirius, to James, lying facedown on the bed, regretting everything: And then I called him dad.

Mr Potter, to Mrs Potter, on the verge of tears: And then he called me dad :)

Sirius being really worried that Regulus’s future boyfriend wouldn’t know how to handle him being trans and Regulus getting hurt, then Sirius being elated when he finds out James (HIS James) is Regulus’ boyfriend and sitting down with James to make sure he will treat Regulus right.

“He’s my baby, he’s so sweet and perfect” I say as he brutally murders twelve people

“silver has always been a werewolf’s biggest weakness” says remus lupin while talking about sirius black’s eyes

Idc, what anyone says, Arctic Monkeys' "Do I wanna know" is how Remus loves Sirius, and Hoziers ver of "Do I wanna know" is how Sirius loves Remus. Not the other way around.

James Potter is not allowed to have coffee because he becomes far too energized for anyone to handle

James [coming in]: GUYs, I'M HOOOOME

James [punching the floor]: I'VE GOT SOME LOUD FOOTSTEPS, HUH

James [knocking over a vase on purpose]: HAHA SILLY ME

James [yelling at the top of his lungs: BOY, I SURE DO I HOPE I DON'T WALK IN ON SOMETHING THAT COULD SCAR ME FOREVER

James:...

James, just in case: *SHRIEKS*

Sirius: For God's SaKE MOONY IS NOT HERE

Evan Rosier does sock shoe sock shoe

James Potter never sits down while eating. Like he’ll just stand by the counter and eat while talking to everyone or he gets up constantly but he can never just sit down and eat a meal