House’s Team Looks Like This

I see a lot of people who are thinking about watching House MD asking if Hilson is cannon, here’s the objective truth: the whole show is a ‘will they won’t they’ but they never will except they also have been the whole time and will continue too

i’m gonna use this photo when finals start to stop my procrastinating

all anyone knows about wilson's wife is that she's mean to him and doesn't help with household chores, but he says he stays with her because she's the love of his life. all anyone knows about house's wife is that she's naggy and bossy, but he says he stays with her because she's a demon in the sack. it takes years for anyone to realize they're married to each other

taste me, too

hilson, 6.5k, explicit

tags: first meetings, oral sex, anal sex, bottom house, top wilson

The beignets are good. The bayou tours are overpriced. If you’ve seen one voodoo shop, you’ve seen them all. That first night, he met and fucked a woman who was in town for a funeral. The second night, he settles for the hotel bar. New Orleans, 1994.

read on ao3

unfortunately the best advice i can give to everyone bad at fishing in stardew valley is that you just need to get good at fishing in stardew valley

headcanons about dating james wilson <3

he cheats on you with house

I am begging you for one little peek of any fic you're working on

okie here's that alternate meeting age gap fic i kept threatening to write where house hires wilson as a diagnostics fellow and becomes wilson's big gay awakening

obviously this was meant to be read as house threatening to spread a pernicious lie, but i favor the interpretation that wilson does in fact wear toenail polish and house is the only person who knows

man im high af thought house was talkin to a mini wilson