Headcanons About Dating James Wilson

"Hilson is toxic" yeah but they make each other genuinely smiles so it's okay.

all anyone knows about wilson's wife is that she's mean to him and doesn't help with household chores, but he says he stays with her because she's the love of his life. all anyone knows about house's wife is that she's naggy and bossy, but he says he stays with her because she's a demon in the sack. it takes years for anyone to realize they're married to each other

been chilling doing fuck all. tell me, do i look fly?

imagine two gnome movers carrying a giant strawberry out to a truck. whimsical scene, huh? well this was during the gnome recession. not so funny or charming any more is it

clown graveyard and its just one grave

seriously WHAT was the reason to lean in like that

I’m having many, many thoughts rn…

(bottom two gifs: @russell-crowe)

the concept of cuteness aggression is so funny. awww you're adorable I need to hurt you

robert sean leonard and his chicken activities i love him so much

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RSL: I drive [ holds up 2 fingers] hours into town uh makeup, costumes, walk on the set run after a chicken pick it up turn around and walk out scrub my face change back into my clothes and drive 2 hours back home again and then I have to face my daughter

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house in his cunty turtlenecks (1 | 2)