Walrusspartan - Stuff

Almost every post I've seen in the past like, two days has been this man talking about the dragon prince. To most, this would be annoying, but for an adult like myself who has no other friends that watch this show I can't tell you how much serotonin I have obtained

Every character in The Dragon Prince is the most beautiful person I’ve ever seen.

Every girl has had the experience where a creepy guy asks for our number and we don’t want to give it to him, but we also don’t want to get gutted in a back alley. “Give him a fake number!” I hear you call, okay and then he says “okay let me call you real quick!” Because they are learning. “Give them your number and then block them!” Okay and then they can plug it into something like Spokeo, pay $10 and know everything about you. So what do you do?

First pick a fake name, I use Jessica, then download the Google Voice app, hook it up to your email, pick a number, and set up a fake greeting with your fake name. You can set it to ring your actual phone like a normal call or text but they don’t have real info on you.

Go forth and don’t get murdered, ladies!

one-time-i-dreamt is from croatia??

I didn't know bucket toothpaste was only a thing here!

He said, "Let's split up gang" at the worst possible times

okay, 

scooby said ‘’ruh roh’’ 

shaggy said ‘’zoinks’’

velma said ‘’jinkies’’

daphne said ‘’jeepers’’

what did fred say

I think if women keep saying "fuck all men" then men should be allowed to say "women ain't shit" because equality

can we all pls collectively agree to make tying ur jacket around ur waist fashionably acceptable again

i don’t wanna carry my jacket anymore when i get hot

You know she had to do it to ‘em

Commenter #2 missed an oppuntunity

too much water on this planet.

So I have these two friends who know who the other is but they themselves are not friends. There have been two instances, one of them today, where one friend has mentioned a girl she thinks I could hit it off with. Both times, the girl she suggested was currently starting to date my other friend. And I can’t do anything about it cause that’s a dick move but like, how the fuck does the exact same thing with the same people happen TWICE??? And like, within a year too? This is why I’m single

I wanna know, are your pronouns he/him, she/her, they/them, or ya boi?