You Know She Had To Do It To ‘em

His name is actually Mario "Jumpman" Mario

Again, Kimmy asks the important questions.

Reblog if you’ve never seen a sea shell move before

Mountain Dew is the real life version of a stamina potion

#as someone who just had the best post of their entire time on tumblr, yes

Wake up it's time to get blocked and reported

you want to help stop tumblr from murdering itself? here's how!

click this link and go to the support page, then click "contact support"

click on the category list and click on feedback

now you need to tell staff WHY putting in an algorithm will cause the site to fucking die, and be sure to be detailed and not a dick in it. theyre not gonna listen to feedback calling them assholes

viola, if @staff listens, we'll be fine

i encourage you to reblog this so we can get as many people leaving feedback as humanly possible. we need to let staff know this is an utterly terrible idea

one-time-i-dreamt is from croatia??

I didn't know bucket toothpaste was only a thing here!

Your worst fucking nightmare

jake gyllenhaal is my favorite celebrity because he’s so goddamn elusive and weird. he’s always in good movies and is a very good actor. he’s also extremely hot. but on the other hand he’s the guy New Yorkers spot wearing a birthday hat at a restaurant and buying ice cream sandwiches in bulk. he’s the guy Taylor swift wrote a near whole album about. and he’s not on any social media so I can’t confront him. honestly who is this man.

So I have these two friends who know who the other is but they themselves are not friends. There have been two instances, one of them today, where one friend has mentioned a girl she thinks I could hit it off with. Both times, the girl she suggested was currently starting to date my other friend. And I can’t do anything about it cause that’s a dick move but like, how the fuck does the exact same thing with the same people happen TWICE??? And like, within a year too? This is why I’m single

And I thought Christmas in July was bad

There are 364 days till Christmas and people already have their Christmas lights up.

Unbelievable.

I only drink juices that describe me