See, This Was An Excellent Line In The Story, But It's Not Until Now That I Realize The Funny Nature

Why does my dad always assume that me being tired is because I was up late? Like bro just let me be tired and not be judgy ye basterd

NO FUCKING WAYYYYYYYYY

Yes I’m doing okay, everything is fine ::D

Haha my family has given up on me. I like being emotionally and mentally unstable. :D

But as it turns out, Sonic was not fast enough.

merry christmas eve to this post only

okay I’m really curious abt this for reasons so everyone pls reblog and tag how many people you follow, I want to know what’s like a normal amount

this is also my response to ppl who decide to call me tiny penis online.

At least it fits in my pants

to all the people who say they have/wish to have a megadonger of a dick, just think about this. this exact reason is why you should be happy with your size.

Hitchhiker’s guide to the galaxy turned 42 today, hot damn

yes, I too enjoy waking up, being yelled at, falling back asleep, 16 missed calls and 13 missed messages, answer calls, get yelled at for missing calls and texts, ask what they needed. It was my aunt asking if I needed pencils or a sombrero for school.

frankly, having mutuals has ruined me. i can't see a train without immediately going "ohh, my train mutual would love this," or hearing someone talk about a celebrity without going "that's the man my mutual wants to tie up and put in a deep fryer."

Today will not exist in my mind tomorrow and it will fuck me up, Like, there will be very few indications today happened at all