Today Will Not Exist In My Mind Tomorrow And It Will Fuck Me Up, Like, There Will Be Very Few Indications

I read this whilst just coming off of the energy that is turning words into penis and thus I felt penis energy reading this

tumblr should do that thing netflix does where if you try to screenshot a post the screen blacks out. this would prevent containment breaches to instagram/twitter/tiktok and would force people to start coming up with their own jokes. more importantly it would allow a lot of us to stop living in fear

I am emotionally incapable of processing that I’m emotionally failing to fail emotionally

rb and put in the tags your username without using the middle row of the keyboard

college is all about going up and down stairs

If I’m driving and you come up tail-gating me to an absurd level in a pickup or a jeep, don’t be surprised to hear a very loud FUCK YEAAAAAA or YOU DRIVE WITH A COCK THAT BIG? because I use those tactics to confuse and halt idiots on the road

frankly, having mutuals has ruined me. i can't see a train without immediately going "ohh, my train mutual would love this," or hearing someone talk about a celebrity without going "that's the man my mutual wants to tie up and put in a deep fryer."

the first five emotes on your recently used emojis describe you as a person ready set go

Tomorrow I’m legal :)

I want tumblr to tally specifically the amount of prorn bots someone has blocked, that way I can show ppl like "yeah, this is my prorn corner of my blocks. I am very proud of my collection :)"

Tumblr should have a public 'blocked by' count. just to generate drama. still no follower count though just how many people have your ass blocked