Yes Both Arts Are Mine, The Mushy Bois Has My Mc Username Instead Of The One I Usually Use, Don’t Question

It is pasech my dudes. Matzoh go yummers

imagine me, about to watch a video on youtube and to my amazement, youtube decides the ad is gonna be for some show where girl want fuck boy who make promise he never keep but it feels good so she still want fuck him because that’s how normal people relationships are right? wanting to the fuck because he lie and make false promises and also have pp that make fuck fun is just, ok then.

like man, I’m just tryna watch yt while basically high rn but my mood just gets ruined by the “it’s only when he makes promises he never keeps when it always feels the best” because it just brings a rage in me. If I’mma be with someone why would I want to be mistreated and lied to??? I wanna be with someone who the trust is with big time.

rb to protect prev from burnout

reblog to give the person you reblogged this from a fucking break

reblog to give the person you reblogged from a comfy sweater

ur government assigned gender for the day is the first thing u get when u click this link to a randomised wikipedia article. NO REROLLS . i am the  trollsteineggje mountain in norway

reblog this to put a silly little wizard hat on the person you reblogged it from

See, this was an excellent line in the story, but it's not until now that i realize the funny nature of quotes sometimes

TECHNOLOGY

If I’m driving and you come up tail-gating me to an absurd level in a pickup or a jeep, don’t be surprised to hear a very loud FUCK YEAAAAAA or YOU DRIVE WITH A COCK THAT BIG? because I use those tactics to confuse and halt idiots on the road

Dwarf gecko’s are fucking aaaaaaaa, I love you bb gecko boi