Also I Love That Grover Gets Separated From The Kids And Immediately Starts Playing Mind Games With A

me reading all of yalls fics and pretending to be shocked when it gets smutty

We stan a rat baby they/them

“you know i get it-”

NO ONE TOUCH ME THEY ARE ALL DATING

“I can tell TV from real life, Jeff. TV has structure, logic, rules, and likeable leading men. In real life, we have this. We have you” is still one of the most METAL fucking lines in the entire series like??? abed just gagged him like that??? in front of EVERYONE??? insane. I’m still not over it. goddamn

i do love that anytime abed meets someone who speaks a different language from him he just learns the language. something about being misunderstood and people refusing to communicate with him his whole life and deciding that if he can help it he's never gonna be on the other end of that....

Doing my part to promote this masterpiece of looniness!

Go see The Day the Earth Blew Up in theaters if you are able to.

(also pre-order the blu-ray while you're at it)

When Neil goes pro he ends up in Jean's team and they're roommates. The first day Jean text Andrew "package received" with a picture of Neil in their apartment and Andrew answers "take care of him". Neil still misses Andrew, his last year of college was hell but now Jean's with him and he's feeling a bit better.

To all my writers who have a tough time with smut terms and not knowing which ones to use, I have found the holy grail for us.

This reddit user, who I've recently found out is @kjscottwrites here on tumblr, took a poll of 3,500 people and went really in depth with asking their favorite terminology, along with actual pie charts on what the readers preferred to see in their smut.

Check out their post with the link to the Google doc here!

So that post Columbia andreil confrontation is everything! But from Wymack's pov he watches Neil tell Andrew "fuck you" before switching to a flurry of German in which Neil first looks panicked and scared but then grows a deranged smile he forcibly tries to fight off his face before ultimately sighing and looking so utterly tired defeated and pathetic. And the next bit of context Wymack gets is Andrew claiming they're both leaving together.