The Simpsons + My Favorite Lgbt+ Moments

Could really go for a crisp 56 degree October day with fall scented candles burning, wearing my favorite sweatshirt, && cookies baking in the oven right now.

get with the program

lets scream with mama

Every year I get angrier and angrier listening to Big Yellow Taxi because yeah, yeah you were absolutely right, Joni Mitchell. They did pave paradise and put up a parking lot. And nothing has changed about that in the last 50 years, Joni Mitchell. It’s still a parking lot. With a pink hotel, a boutique, and a swinging hot spot no less. You were right about that. You were absolutely right. You don’t know what you’ve got till it’s gone. Nailed it. That is true. And I’m frustrated about it.

Twilight (2008) // Star Wars: Episode II - Attack of the Clones (2002)

Magma is to lava as stomach acid is to vomit

bitches have complicated feelings about me due to my inconsistent swag

Computer Settings would be a beautiful name for a baby girl