Bitches Have Complicated Feelings About Me Due To My Inconsistent Swag

sucks I have to pay my wallet to hold onto my money for me

Could really go for a crisp 56 degree October day with fall scented candles burning, wearing my favorite sweatshirt, && cookies baking in the oven right now.

Twilight (2008) // Star Wars: Episode II - Attack of the Clones (2002)

Guy whose wife comes out to him as a lesbian and he just sighs and starts googling ‘estrogen near me’

get a roommate they said. well now she makes my period come early so that was kind of rude

I think the most effective rebuttal in an internet argument is to just straight up start writing fan fiction about you and them kissing

pee-yew ! stinky ahh frog

Barbie collectors: wow this doll has such a pretty face :) ok time to perform surgery and give her A New Body

Monster high collectors: does anyone have a 2011 g1 scaretastic cuntacular freak off circus lagoona