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Yeah, grow up dude.

"Boo hoo, you're only upset because you have malaria and I locked you in a hundred degree room with a rhino.

- Our GM

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Oh mom!

The Tumblr is attempting to understand the outside world.  This is what the World Wide Web is for.  Here, this should help. 

at what point in history do you think americans stopped having british accents

Technically, we aren't taking up any more space, just preventing the environment from reusing our remains.

Being buried is kind of selfish. We take up so much room while we’re alive, apparently that’s not enough, we also need a permanent spot when we die.

It should probably go towards the actual shop that has the 10-items-or-less checkout, but good luck getting that law through Congress. 

Checking out with more than 10 items in a 10-item-or-less check-out aisle should automatically add a tax to your total that goes directly to charity

END OF SUMMER SAUSAGE SALE! Wait, not ‘summer sausage’ just ‘sausage’. Like, it is the end of Summer and there is a sale on sausage. But really there is no sale. This is just a weird gif with an awkward caption. C’mon people.

Just a reminder for myself (and anyone who need it !)

(from here)