...But then how do you make tea..?
You're a great cook
I can’t even boil water
That's what I'm asking.
sulu and ben: *are explicitly queer on screen*
me:
Yeah, grow up dude.
- Our GM
I like to do this with wrong numbers as well.
Religious people that haven’t read their Holy book are basically clicking “Agree” without reading the Terms and Conditions
So you’re using the magical bag of holding…to store 100 apples?
Our DM to our Cleric (via outofcontextdnd)
It's a Tardis for farmers.
Lynx Is No Longer Alone
moved to @totallynotwaffle | posts on this tumblr do not reflect my views now (as well as this bio? wtf was going on middle school me) | "...so I said, 'Yo, I know you want to do this and all, but you have to understand, he doesn't really have a desireable trait. I know you think he's nice and all, but at the end of the day, he's just as useless as me.' He shot back, 'Well, sometimes the most powerful of traits reside in the most unlikely of people.' and left. I'll never understand his thought prosses. That's all I got."
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