Don't You Just Hate It When People Do That?

You’ve heard of Grand Theft Auto, now get ready for

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SOMEONE WHO DOESNT WATCH WRESTLING EXPLAIN THIS

Gamification is a thing. 

I watch too much Extra Credits. 

If jobs incorporated leveling and XP for completing tasks, productivity would skyrocket.

It’s a risk you have to take. 

People who don’t sleep enough die sooner. People who do, sleep through that extra time.

What is this, Ireland? 

Just hope it doesn't come back to inact revenge on you killing it over and over again.

On staying on topic

Don’t think about the petunias.

The goblin offers you a truce. He has seen that you are just as pathetic as he is and wants to be friends.

The DM after three turns of a Fighter and Goblin attacking and missing for three turns. (via outofcontextdnd)

I Will Definitely Face My Fear