Need I Say More?

Everybody wants a goth gf until she cuts off your hand so she can sew it on to her pet undead Victorian guy

Comic Venom: This is Eddie, he’s absolutely ripped and he has beautiful blonde hair. We’ve known each other for years and despite our many arguments, we’ve grown to love one another.

Movie Venom: This is Eddie, he’s covered in sweat, cries a lot and has no redeeming qualities. We’ve known each other for day and a half and I have been absolutely captivated by his rizzless behavior. I would and will betray my whole race for him.

i miss my boyfriend

Hopping back on the sketch train with Reggie! Love this dork and all two brain cells that he has

MY WIFE 💍 and i mean it wholeheartedly

just gonna leave this here

REAL !!!!!!!

she carried the whole team, literally

Satan probably:

*clicks pen*

You get flies

You get an ugly face because I don’t like you

You get a rotten face because you’re a prick and if you kept your mouth shut in Heaven I wouldn’t now have to do big baddie paperwork and instead I’d still be creating cute ass stars, fucking hell

Eh who’s next

Oh

Ohhh

You get a cute lil snake on your face and you can move it wherever you want my little pretty starmaker…

*God calls*: Satan, are you taking the piss?

Satan: What?

God: You can’t make everyone ugly and give him a cute tattoo like he’s your favourite!

Satan: But he is my favourite :)

God: You’re suppose to be evil!!!

Satan: What if I give him snake eyes. See. Scary.

God: Are you going to blind him from seeing the stars?

Satan: Woah! Dude, you want my job?

God: *ends the conversation*

Satan: *adds a note: and perfect vision*

Harley: I’m going to sleep.

Peter: but it’s only 11 pm??

Harley: sorry I’m not falling asleep at the morning because I was reading 200.000 worded gay fics at night.

Peter:

Peter: okay you got me here. Have a good night.