Comic Venom: This Is Eddie, He’s Absolutely Ripped And He Has Beautiful Blonde Hair. We’ve Known

Comic Venom: This is Eddie, he’s absolutely ripped and he has beautiful blonde hair. We’ve known each other for years and despite our many arguments, we’ve grown to love one another.

Movie Venom: This is Eddie, he’s covered in sweat, cries a lot and has no redeeming qualities. We’ve known each other for day and a half and I have been absolutely captivated by his rizzless behavior. I would and will betray my whole race for him.

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2 months ago

elon musk did a nazi salute twice at the inauguration, and republicans are defending him.

trump revoked executive order 11246, which prohibited discrimination.

trump put all dei employees on leave to be fired.

trump blamed the dc plane crash on dei.

trump banned all lgbtq+ flags from being hung in government buildings.

trump ordered the pentagon to cancel celebration of mlk jr. day, black history month, women's history month, holocaust remembrance day, asian american pacific islander heritage month, lgbtq+ pride month, juneteenth, women's equality day, national hispanic heritage month, national disability employment awarenessmonth, and national american indian heritage month.

trump proposed removing all palestinians from gaza, turning the area into a vacation resort called “riviera of the middle east”.

trump posted an ai generated video showing what he hopes to turn palestine into, with a large golden statue of himself in the middle of it.

trump rolled back biden’s executive order to lower prescription drug costs for people using medicare and medicaid.

trump rescinded the $35 cap on insulin, and prices are expected to rise to $1500 a month.

trump ordered the national institutes of health to cancel their review panels on cancer research.

trump ended the guidelines to prevent ai misuse. the guidelines prevent many things, but notably it prevents production of ai child pornography.

when sean hannity asked trump about the economy, he said “i don’t care”, after campaigning with the economy as his main talking point.

trump has withdrawn the us from the world health organization.

trump is ordering health agencies to stop reporting on bird flu and halt publications of scientific reports.

trump has pardoned over 1500 people who stormed the capitol on january 6th.

trump changed denali back to mount mckinley.

trump signed an executive order to rename the gulf of mexico to gulf of america.

trump shut down cbp one, an app which granted legal entry to 1 million+ immigrants.

trump has discussed introducing a “gold card”, which would allow the wealthiest people to buy us citizenship for $5 million usd.

trump is allowing ice raids at churches and elementary schools.

trump announced plans to declare a national emergency at the us-mexico border.

trump signed an executive order to expand the use of the death penalty.

trump disbanded the school safety board that works to prevent school shootings. it was comprised of survivors, educators, and gun violence prevention advocates and formed after the school shooting in parkland.

trump has threatened to invade panama to claim the panama canal.

trump withdrew from the paris climate act.

trump revoked all protections for transgender troops in the us military.

trump rescinded executive orders made by biden that benefited and protected women, lgbtq+ people, black americans, hispanic americans, asian americans, native hawaiians, and pacific islanders.

trump is attempting to make it legal to refuse to hire or fire pregnant women.

multiple state legislators are drafting bills to allow the punishment for abortion to be the death penalty.

trump pardoned 23 individuals convicted under the freedom of access to clinic entrances (FACE) act for their anti-abortion activism, including oftentimes violent protests at abortion clinics.

trump signed an executive order allowing deportation of foreign students who they believe express support for hamas or hezbollah.

trump announced that the us government will from here on out only recognize male and female as sexes. intersex is not legally recognized anymore.

trump has told all schools and universities that they have two weeks to end all diversity initiatives, or he will cut federal funding. (as of feb 19, 2025)

trump fired the staff of the federal aviation association after a deadly plane crash in dc.

trump has fired the heads of the tsa and coast guard, and gutted a key aviation safety advisory committee.

the official white house twitter account posted an “illegal alien deportation” asmr video where they did closeups of chains and the sound of ankle chains hitting the metal stairs of the airplanes deportees were being loaded onto.

on truth social, trump posted, “LONG LIVE THE KING!”.

at CPAC, a republican group called the “third term project” held a rally to support changing the constitution so trump can run for a third term. on their posters, they’re photoshopping his face onto julius caesar’s, seemingly forgetting what happened to julius caesar.

the trump administration paused health communications to prevent the fda from announcing food recalls.

republicans on tiktok are recreating elon’s salute to prove that it “wasn’t a nazi salute”, and they’re either doing it completely wrong because they know if they replicate it then it will actually be a salute, or they’re doing the proper salute and posting it online.

google and apple maps now display the gulf of mexico as “gulf of america”.

rfk jr. wants to ban SSRIs and put everyone on them into labor camps.

andy ogles drafted a constitutional amendment to allow trump to be president for a third term.

the us senate confirmed russell vought, one of the main authors of project 2025, will lead the white house budget office.

nancy mace repeatedly used the t-slur during a congressional meeting, three times were out of spite.

andy biggs introduced a bill to abolish osha and completely eliminate federal workplace safety protections.

georgia republican congressman mike collins called for the deportation of new jersey born mariann budde, the bishop who urged trump to “have mercy” on the lgbtq+ community and immigrants during a service at the national cathedral.

florida republican anna paulina luna has introduced a bill to add trump to mount rushmore.

new york republican claudia tenney introduced a bill to make trump’s birthday a federal holiday.

west virginia republican delegate lisa white has introduced house bill 2712, which would remove rape and incest as exceptions for abortion, even for minors. you can call her at (304) 340- 3274 or email her at lisa.white@wvhouse.gov and let her know your opinion on that.

there is a bill named the SAVE act which would require americans to provide their birth certificate, passport, or other citizenship documents every time they vote, and would require the last name on their driver’s license to match that of their birth certificate. this would prevent married women who have changed their last name from voting.

bill h.r.1161, which is available publicly on congress.gov, would authorize trump to enter into negotiations to acquire greenland and to rename it to "red, white, and blueland".

six states (arizona, idaho, iowa, kansas, mississippi, and north dakota) are planning on challenging obergefell v. hodges, which would end same-sex marriage nationwide. about a dozen more states have representatives are also considering filing similar resolutions.

a bill to ban the mRNA vaccine has passed out of the house committee.

amazon revoked protections for lgbtq+ and black employees.

the cdc has removed their hiv prevention page.

the united states state department has officially changed its “travelers with special conditions” page which previously said “lgbtqi+ travelers” to “lgb travelers”, completely getting rid of the tqi+.

every single republican told us we were overreacting. trump swore he had nothing to do with project 2025 yet continues implementing details outlined in it. not a single person has the right to tell us we’re being dramatic anymore.

hope “cheaper eggs and gas” was worth it.

EDIT: i removed the “trump refused to swear on the bible” point because it was being taken as me being an offended christian. i’m not christian, im agnostic. the reason i included it in the first place is because he’s the first president in history to ever refuse to swear on ANYTHING. meanwhile his “conservative christian” followers had no issue with this, and decided to continue to scramble for excuses instead of admitting he may not be as religious as he claims he is. i figured taking that point out entirely is probably better than filling this with an explanation in the middle of the other important issues.

7 months ago

BEHOLD! The Cutie to Mother™ pipeline:

(Cutie —> Hottie —> MILF —> Mommy)

CUTIE

BEHOLD! The Cutie To Mother™ Pipeline:

HOTTIE

BEHOLD! The Cutie To Mother™ Pipeline:

MILF

BEHOLD! The Cutie To Mother™ Pipeline:

MOTHER™ (Mommy!)

BEHOLD! The Cutie To Mother™ Pipeline:

The transformation is complete…

Emily Prentiss has had more evolution stages than a Pokémon.

4 months ago

Did you know that between 1939 and 1941 the NYC Tax Administration and the Works Progress Administration collaborated to take photographs of nearly every building in all 5 boroughs of New York City? And that you can see these photos today thanks to NYC Municipal archiving? This is, obviously, amazing for hundreds of reasons. For the purposes of this post, it's fantastic because this is a very real address:

Did You Know That Between 1939 And 1941 The NYC Tax Administration And The Works Progress Administration

And when I put that address into the photo locator map, I get this:

Did You Know That Between 1939 And 1941 The NYC Tax Administration And The Works Progress Administration

Going from there, we can walk around the surrounding blocks via photographs. And if we assume that Steve and Bucky's pre-war apartment was fairly close to the Barnes', then these photos from 1939 to 1941 are a historically accurate trip to their neighborhood.

So, let's explore some pre-war Brooklyn. For your fic inspiration needs, your feelings, the general Stucky vibes, or just because:

Did You Know That Between 1939 And 1941 The NYC Tax Administration And The Works Progress Administration

160 State Street, bigger and without the map.

Did You Know That Between 1939 And 1941 The NYC Tax Administration And The Works Progress Administration
Did You Know That Between 1939 And 1941 The NYC Tax Administration And The Works Progress Administration
Did You Know That Between 1939 And 1941 The NYC Tax Administration And The Works Progress Administration
Did You Know That Between 1939 And 1941 The NYC Tax Administration And The Works Progress Administration

Did You Know That Between 1939 And 1941 The NYC Tax Administration And The Works Progress Administration
Did You Know That Between 1939 And 1941 The NYC Tax Administration And The Works Progress Administration
Did You Know That Between 1939 And 1941 The NYC Tax Administration And The Works Progress Administration
Did You Know That Between 1939 And 1941 The NYC Tax Administration And The Works Progress Administration
Did You Know That Between 1939 And 1941 The NYC Tax Administration And The Works Progress Administration
Did You Know That Between 1939 And 1941 The NYC Tax Administration And The Works Progress Administration

(If you ever feel like making the details of a fic incredibly historically accurate, there are so many real businesses to choose from in these photos.)

Did You Know That Between 1939 And 1941 The NYC Tax Administration And The Works Progress Administration
Did You Know That Between 1939 And 1941 The NYC Tax Administration And The Works Progress Administration
Did You Know That Between 1939 And 1941 The NYC Tax Administration And The Works Progress Administration
Did You Know That Between 1939 And 1941 The NYC Tax Administration And The Works Progress Administration

Did You Know That Between 1939 And 1941 The NYC Tax Administration And The Works Progress Administration
Did You Know That Between 1939 And 1941 The NYC Tax Administration And The Works Progress Administration
Did You Know That Between 1939 And 1941 The NYC Tax Administration And The Works Progress Administration
Did You Know That Between 1939 And 1941 The NYC Tax Administration And The Works Progress Administration

Did You Know That Between 1939 And 1941 The NYC Tax Administration And The Works Progress Administration
Did You Know That Between 1939 And 1941 The NYC Tax Administration And The Works Progress Administration
Did You Know That Between 1939 And 1941 The NYC Tax Administration And The Works Progress Administration
Did You Know That Between 1939 And 1941 The NYC Tax Administration And The Works Progress Administration

Did You Know That Between 1939 And 1941 The NYC Tax Administration And The Works Progress Administration
Did You Know That Between 1939 And 1941 The NYC Tax Administration And The Works Progress Administration
Did You Know That Between 1939 And 1941 The NYC Tax Administration And The Works Progress Administration
Did You Know That Between 1939 And 1941 The NYC Tax Administration And The Works Progress Administration

Like I said, there are pictures of nearly every building. This is just a small collection of the images I grabbed from the immediate blocks around 160 State. You can walk around the neighborhood in more detail, or anywhere else in 1939-1941 New York you want on the map I used.  

6 months ago

GOD BLESS PATTI LUPONE BECAUSE SHE SAID THAT WITH HER ENTIRE CHEST 😭🫡

9 months ago

Camp Rock x Criminal Minds

THIS SCENE HAS NEVER FAILED TO MAKE ME LAUGH VIEHIFIOFV I CANNOT

✨ Lokius Coded ✨ I Mean, It Had To Be Done 😂🙏🏻💕

✨ Lokius coded ✨ I mean, it had to be done 😂🙏🏻💕

✨ Lokius Coded ✨ I Mean, It Had To Be Done 😂🙏🏻💕
5 months ago
Image 1 of 5 — Red-on-white cut-out of Ellen Hutter (Lily-Rose Depp), her face swallowed up by the shadow of Count Orlok's sharp-nailed hand.
Image 2 of 5 — Albin Eberhart von Franz (Willem Dafoe) in the same style but with inverted colors—red on black.
Image 3 of 5 — Red-on-white poster of Thomas Hutter (Nicholas Hoult).
Image 4 of 5 — Red-on-black poster of Friedrich Harding (Aaron Taylor-Johnson).
Image 5 of 5 — Red-on-white poster of Anna Harding (Emma Corrin).

NOSFERATU (2024) New Mexican-release posters

11 months ago
Sometimes I’m like ‘fanfiction Can’t Shock Me Anymore I’m numb To It’ Then I Find This Shit

sometimes i’m like ‘fanfiction can’t shock me anymore i’m numb to it’ then i find this shit

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