"Genocide Only Works If You Have A Big Enough Army And You're That Guy."

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omfg im laughing so hard i fell asleep on my keyboard last night and i just found this

POMEFIORE. THIS IS POMEFIORE. SO MUCH

Rook copies every action of Vil while standing behind him as Vil is scolding Epel and Ace.

Vil (without even turning to Rook): If you don't want me to practically demonstrate my anger I advise you to get in front of me, Rook.

Rook (rolling his eyes): You are kinky babe.

B copies every action of A while standing behind them as A is scolding C and D. A (without even turning to B): If you don't want me to practically demonstrate my anger I advise you to get in front of me, B. B (rolling their eyes): You are kinky babe.

Cool. Got tagged. The aim of this is to find an amount of songs matching the number of letters in your url. Each song has to start with a letter in said url. AKA, find songs and match.

So I got a total of 10 whole letters in my url. The original post can be found right here

Let's do this.

T - Train Wreck - James Arthur

W - Whatever It Takes - Hollywood Undead

I - Into the Wild - Miracle of Sound

S - Survive - Jorge Rivera-Herrans

T - Teir Abhaile Riu - Celtic Woman

T - Tot Musica - Ado

H - Hallelujah - Pentatonix

I - Ifuudodou - Umetora

N- Nina Cried Power - Hozier & Mavis Staples

G - Guns for Hire - Woodkid

Tags to pass it on - @seaside-writings @childlikegoblinqueen

No pressure. You don't have to follow along

This one's going to be interesting. I've been tagged once more, and I must find the name number of songs as there are letters in my url. The catch is that each must correspond to a letter in said url. The link to the post I was tagged in is here.

I have a whopping 18 lettres in my url. You can imagine how I feel about this.

H - Handclap - Fitz and the Tantrums A - An Unhealthy Obsession - The Blake Robinson Synthetic Orchestra R - Rasputin - Boney M. L - Looking Like This - Lyre Le Temps E - Everybody Wants to Rule the World - Tears for Fears Y - You Spin Me Round - Dead Or Alive A - ANTI-HERO - SEKAI NO OWARI C - Cabinet Man - Lemon Demon O - Oh No! - MARINA I - I Can't Decide - Scissor Sisters N - Never Gonna Give You Up - Rick Astley C - Charlie's Inferno - That Handsome Devil I - Istanbul (Not Constantinople) - They Might Be Giants D - Dr. Sunshine is Dead - Will Wood and the Tapewoms E - Ego - Willy William N - Necromancin Dancin - Bear Ghost C - Comics - Caravan Palace E - Everybody Gets High - MISSIO

This took my malfunctioning brain cell far too long to put together.

Tagging (with no pressure) @lost-on-the-highway @lordpudi @albatris @amostdelectablescribbler @funky-writer-man @rad-rot @zephzstuff @ancientsorcerer @holdmyteaplease @aalinaaaaaa @aziz-reads @aspiringfictionwriter @officialzombeefish @littletransboi @dickgumshoesconfettishredder @melonsap @twistthing @guessghost and anyone else who is interested in joining!

Parker just shook his head, the despair written on his face. "I hope you know that what you’re attempting is illegal in several countries!”

Kenum continued chuck knives into the bar window, the silver blades sticking into the glass. "Not this one~!” His grin spread wider, watching the glass continue to crack. The dark lighting of the bar made his already dark brown eye even darker. The white eye, almost blind from years of fighting, seemed to take on a grayish hue to it.

Parker just order more drinks, I'm to old for this shit.

Person A: “I hope you know that what you’re attempting is illegal in several countries!”

Person B: “Not this one~!”

New incorrect quote for y'all

So I'm rewatching the Quest series with Stampy and Squid, and the episode I'm on had the funniest interaction that reminded me of Kalim and Jamil so much. This can be so much fun for any incorrect quote generator out there.

Kalim: YEAH! My best friend who will do everything I say!

Jamil: Your slave-friend...

Kalim: My slave-friend!

reblog if you’ve read fanfictions that are more professional, better written than some actual novels. I’m trying to see something

reblog if you're gay, not gay, slightly gay, or if you just want to launch donald trump into a dying star

"I'm sorry. WHAT!"

Oh shit.

"Uh... Hey honey... Ummmm. How was your day?" I could already tell this conversation wasn't going to end well.

"Oh my day was fine. Up until I hear you saying you CHEATED DEATH AGAIN TODAY." Smoke started to come out of his mouth. Damn. I must've really pissed him off.

"Look, I know this is bad, but I'm-"

"AND YOU DIDN'T TELL ME HOW IT WENT."

"What."

"You heard me. You know what you're supposed to do the moment you cheat death each week."

"Oh. It wasn't much. Just said that I had a doctor's appointment to discuss about how two guys are supposed to have kids."

"Really."

"Really! It was quite entertaining to see Jerry just give up." Well, guess I'm not forgetting about that part of our marriage agreement again.

Writing Prompt: Dialogue

“Oh, what now? I already died today!”

I’ve been waiting a year to post this