Update: This Morning I Feel Like An Empty Husk Of Flesh, So If You See An Unstoppable God-beast Around,

Nevermind, I'm dying to Elden Beast now.

Gonna have to pick a game to fill time between this base game playthrough and buy the dlc. When I'm not binge watching stuff.

Or maybe I'll just do some rune farm and try joining people for Co-op Malenia after I beat her.

I started this new Elden Ring save so that I could rebuild my original playthrough to play SotE without being on multiple NG+. The plan is to clear everything including finishing the base game story before the dlc, except this time I'm leaving Consecrated Snowfield until after the final boss so Malenia (sapphic twitching) can be the final challenge before the dlc.

I've been making good progress and have been worried I'll have to wait for SotE since it'll be a few weeks until I have the funds spare for it.

Godfrey is currently suggesting that this may not be a problem.

I was using a self checkout earlier today and on the payment screen saw a button saying "defence discount" and this is the first I've heard of capitalism getting a parry mechanic.

Saw this tweet had had a vision

I started this new Elden Ring save so that I could rebuild my original playthrough to play SotE without being on multiple NG+. The plan is to clear everything including finishing the base game story before the dlc, except this time I'm leaving Consecrated Snowfield until after the final boss so Malenia (sapphic twitching) can be the final challenge before the dlc.

I've been making good progress and have been worried I'll have to wait for SotE since it'll be a few weeks until I have the funds spare for it.

Godfrey is currently suggesting that this may not be a problem.

*"A TEST OF YOUR REFLEXES" followed by the sound a dodgeball makes when it hits you*

Little knitted pigeon enjoying come crisps on the pavement…

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I'm not sure I should be trusted with tags on this site

Yeah you could say I’m doing numbers on tumblr. And that numbers? One